#548. Trump World's, Big Lie

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating video clip.

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump's World, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

 

Trump World’s, Big Lie
sonofsaf

Trump world’s big lie
Trump world’s big lie

Trump world’s big lie (the big lie)
Trump world’s big lie (it’s called the big lie)
This world hope he dies (fuckin’ dies)
His world makes me cry (hope he dies)

Told his world that he was fucked up
(Dildo toy) thought he was gay enough
(Dildo toy) then his cock began to rise
“Trump world’s big lie”

Trump world’s big lie (the big lie)
Trump world’s big lie (it’s called the big lie)

Maybe he’s a tool (the golden rule)
"Kushner Jew" Ivanka said
(Dildo world) “Kushner Jew, he's tryin' instead“
(Dildo world) “Kushner Jew, we hope he dies“
Trump world does lie

Trump world's big lie (the big lie)
Trump world's big lie (you gotta verify)

Trump world's big lie
Trump world's big lie
Trump world's big lie
Trump world's big lie
Trump world's big lie

Big Girls, Don’t Cry
The Four Seasons

Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry

Big girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (who said they don't cry?)
My girl said goodbye (my, oh, my)
My girl didn't cry (I wonder why)

told my girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) hoped that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) then she said to my surprise
"Big girls don't cry"

Big girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (who said they don't cry?)

Baby I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)

"Shame on you" your mama said
(Silly girl) "Shame on you, you're cryin' in bed"
(Silly girl) "Shame on you, you told me lies"
Big girls do cry

Big girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (that's just an alibi)

Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry

Since 1975, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons have played Pittsburgh on 12 occasions.  Never saw 'em.  However, I did see a decent Frankie Valli cover band in Bloomfield at the yearly Gun Shop/Dollar Store/Perogi Festival.  This was probably about 4 years ago.  We went.  Had a lot of difficulty parking the car.  It was good.  It... being some authentic homemade meatballs.

I kinda felt bad for the band.  They may have looked sharp, all suited-up.  But we walked backstage (a bank parking lot alley) and stumbled upon their tour bus.  It was this old rusty beat up Ford van with NY plates.  We peeked inside.  Shit everywhere.  Looked like a vehicular crack house.

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