sonofsaf: #547. Blake's A Fucking Dimwit

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

#547. Blake's A Fucking Dimwit

Arizona's Republican primary for the U.S. Senate seat in 2022 is pretty competitive.

State Attorney General Mark Brnovich (presumed front runner but told Trump to get lost.)

Solar energy magnate Jim Lemon (Fake news alert! The sun is cold. Not hot!)

Retired Major General Mark McGuire (Spoiler candidate. Competent, but no discernible cash on hand.)

Software engineer Robert Paveza (Trash-80, eh? Line 10: PRINT "Fuck you" Line 20: GOTO Line 10)

and 35 year old kiddo Blake Masters who's the cactus equivalent of a thorny hedge fund bitch.

Left: former appointed Senator Marsha McShitty. Right: Blake Masters

Blake has made it quite clear that he's running on a Trumpian "finish the wall/immigrants suck" platform. That, and diving headfirst into the anti-big tech, cancel culture wars. And attempting to kiss the ring of the Orange Prolapse are his top priorities. The question is... can he out-Trump the other contenders? And if he's ultimately successful... how would all of the extremist right wing positioning translate in a general election?

And the race might get even more crowded. With all these Republicans a runnin' and the usual low-turnout for a primary, every vote's a big deal. The final tallies could be especially close.

Regardless of the outcome, I would encourage AZ Dems from the State Senate to come forward and demand recounts across the board. Suggest that the last place finisher, likely Paveza, was robbed. You know, 'cause it was all rigged. The election was "hacked" and the results got inverted. You see, the results are totally upside down! Last place is first. First place is last. Maybe demand an outside forensic audit conducted by Jack Dorsey & Mark Zuckerburg.

Just a disruptive, time wasting, litigious, disinformation strategy for totally fucking the eventual Republican nominee. After all, why wouldn't you? Why not? What have you got to lose?

Where have I heard this before?

Blake’s a Fucking Dimwit
sonofsaf

Oh my bone has a bend it’s Peyronie’s
But the right fight is gonna screw you
I was drinking like a drunkard
Maker’s Mark Whiskey
Will fuck you too
You know Trump’s always been a prolapse (he’s an orange buffoon clown)
And the planet will change
Choices of an orange clown
But the memes are not stately
‘Cause there is no doubt there is no doubt despite what you would claim
So fuck me do it my way
Pour me some wine
Blake’s a fucking dimwit
All the time
His cock bends all the time isn’t funny
His cock bends there’s less blood not a crime
Fuck E.T. Reese's Pieces and the sorrow
Does he smoke the kind
And then you're drinking all the pee then and (it was a truth or dare)
And you’re cunt wife’s a whore
(When she plays truth or dare)
The election not conceding
Still an anal hack
Asshole attack
An anal hack you whore…
Fuck me do it my way
Pour me some wine
Blake’s a fucking dimwit
All the time
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All the time
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Take It To The Limit
The Eagles

All alone at the end of the evening
And the bright lights have faded to blue
I was thinking 'bout a woman
Who might have loved me
I never knew
You know I've always been a dreamer (spent my life running round)
And it's so hard to change
Can't seem to settle down
But the dreams I've seen lately
Keep on turning out and burning out and turning out the same
So put me on a highway
Show me a sign
Take it to the limit
One more time
You can spend all your time making money
You can spend all your love making time
If it all fell to pieces tomorrow
Would you still be mine?
And when you're looking for your freedom (nobody seems to care)
And you can't find the door
(Can't find it anywhere)
When there's nothing to believe in
Still you're coming back
You're running back
You're coming back for more...
Put me on a highway
Show me a sign
Take it to the limit
One more time
Take it to the limit
Take it to the limit
Take it to the limit
One more time
(Take it to the limit)
W-e-e...
(Take it to the limit)
Come on
(Take it to the limit)
One more time
(Take it to the limit)
W-e-e...
(Take it to the limit)
We gotta
(Take it to the limit)
One more time...
(Take it to the limit)
(Take it to the limit)
(Take it to the limit)
One more time
(Take it to the limit)
W-e-e...
(Take it to the limit)
Come on
(Take it to the limit)
One more time
(Take it to the limit)
Aaah-aaah-aaah
(Take it to the limit)
Aaah-aaah
(Take it to the limit)
One more time...
(Take it to the limit)
(Take it to the limit)