Tom Brady was at the White House yesterday and took the opportunity to casually mock Donald Trump. While I'm certainly no fan of Brady, I find him immeasurably less repugnant than the Orange Prolapse.
By the way, feel free to use my non-trademarked "nom de plume" on live television. Orange Prolapse. It's definitely offensive and evokes disgusting imagery. However, it's certainly not profanity. Suffice it to say, I think it could stick. If this glorious nickname were to ever gain "significant traction," I'd be willing to make a $1,000 donation to a mutually agreed upon charity in your honor.
Trump Hates Tom Brady
sonofsaf
Trump hates Brady, yes, he hates Tom Brady
Trump discovered Tom Brady's so damn irritating
The Orange Prolapse thinks Brady must shut up
Must shut up, must shut up
'Cause Trump hates Brady, yes, he hates Tom Brady
Trump discovered Tom Brady's so damn irritating
The Orange Prolapse thinks Brady must shut up
Must shut up, must shut up
The Real Slim Shady
Eminem
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
No pressing desire to do the entire song. It would take forever. Perhaps someday.
Eminem played Pittsburgh 3 times. Twice in 1999 (Metropol & I.C. Light Amphitheater) and once in 2000 at the arena. Missed all three concerts. But I did like his cameo appearance on Entourage.
Please do not share this material with Tampa Bay Quarterback Tom Brady and/or former President Donald Trump.
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