Comerica should consider a rebrand. If it were up to me, I'd name the bank after Portugese granny porn star Erica Lauren. You could call it "Cum on Erica."
Who wouldn't invest in her? She'd send you a birthday check for 12 dollars... and buy you Dairy Queen. Knit one purl two? More "suck cock, fuck you too."
Here's Pittsburgh's own hero Jackie Evancho singing a God Bless America extendo version! Hopefully, I can convince her to bestow grace and favor upon Comerica.
God Bless Comerica
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God bless Comerica, billions in funds
They will conquer and they’ll insure
They will fight with delight for your love
Stealing millions with the bank fees
And foreclosing on your home
God bless Comerica, I need a loan
God bless Comerica, billions in funds
They will conquer and they’ll insure
They will fight with delight for your love
Stealing millions with the bank fees
And foreclosing on your home
God bless Comerica, I need a loan
Stealing millions with the bank fees
And foreclosing on your home
God bless Comerica, I got a loan
God bless Comerica, I got a loan
God Bless America
Irving Berlin
God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
God bless America, my home sweet home
Being an atheist Jew'n'at, I don't really care much for the "God Bless America" sing-a-longs at PNC Park. To be honest, it makes me want to vomit.
Please do not share this material with Jackie Evancho or anyone who has a Comerica bank account.
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