#517. Mo

This is my 4th fucking parody of Alabama Congressman Mo Brooks.  Damn, how time flies!  

Count 'em up.  One, two, three, whore. 

Brooks That Kill - Looks that Kill (Motley Crue)

Everyday I Fight Mo Brooks - Everyday I Write The Book (Elvis Costello)

They Hate Mo - I Don't Know (Ozzy Osbourne)

and now, my shortest title to date... Mo - Low (Cracker)

Considering his prominent role in the 1-6 domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol, I'll probably write a few more.  After all, lots of shit rhymes with "Mo"... you know?

"It's time to start taking down names and kicking ass."

Keep in mind, this imbecile is running for the United States Senate.  Not the House.  

But he's a diehard Trumper from deep red Alabama.  So I guess that gives him more of a pass.

We'll dedicate this one to a "Mo" of a different sort.  Wheeling's very own G Mo.

 

Mark: 1:03:59

 

Mo
sonofsaf

Some people think that Trump’s a clown
Some people like to watch the show
Civil unrest is unwise
Last name’s Brooks his first name is Mo

Some people know that Mo likes the meat
Enjoys it straight up his ass
And all the while Big Mac’s a treat
And all the while, and all the while

I'll fuck you up world
My name is Mo
Hey, hey, hey stooges are cloned
I'll fuck you up world
My name is Mo
Hey, hey, hey stooges are cloned

The Orange Prolapse gonna make you weep
Tortures children just the same
The Jews drink Manischewitz wine
That Jew Ivanka’s on her knees

Hey Trump’s a syndrome of the down
Like some yinzer jagging off
And all the while Big Mac’s a treat
And all the while, and all the while

I'll fuck you up world
My name is Mo
Hey, hey, hey stooges are cloned
I'll fuck you up world
My name is Mo
Hey, hey, hey stooges are cloned

Jew Jew is not fun
Clown clown don’t ask why
Mean mean makes kids cry
And all the while and all the while

Hey hey Trump’s a syndrome of the down
Like some dick that’s jagging off
And all the while Big Mac’s a treat
And all the while, and all the while

I'll fuck you up world
My name is Mo
Hey, hey, hey stooges are cloned
I'll fuck you up world
My name is Mo
Hey, hey, hey stooges are cloned

I'll fuck you up world
My name is Mo
Hey, hey, hey stooges are cloned
I'll fuck you up world
My name is Mo
Hey, hey, hey stooges are cloned

 

Low
Cracker

Sometimes I want to take you down
Sometimes I want to get you low
Brush your hair back from your eyes
Take you down let the river flow

Sometimes I go and walk the street
Behind the green sheet of glass
A million miles below their feet
A million miles, a million miles

I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stoned
I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stoned

A million poppies gonna make me sleep
Just one rose and knows your name
The fruit is rusting on the vine
The fruit is calling from the trees

Hey don't you want to go down
Like some junkie cosmonaut
A million miles below their feet
A million miles, a million miles

I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stoned
I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stoned

Blue blue is the sun
Brown brown is the sky
Green green of her eyes
A million miles a million miles

Hey hey don't you want to go down
Like some disgraced cosmonaut
A million miles below their feet
A million miles, a million miles

I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey hey hey like being stoned
I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey hey hey like being stoned

I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey hey hey like being stoned
I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey hey hey like being stoned 

Cracker:

5-8-94: Metropol, Pittsburgh, PA (only saw the mid-afternoon soundcheck while the Sleeping Giants were filming a "music video" next door at Rosebud's).  Take Me Down to the Infirmary and Sweet Potato.

Considering the number of times that Cracker has come to the Burgh (18), kind of a shocker that I've only seen them once.  Definitely one of the more better hippie rock bands of the 90's still floating around.  

Please do not share this material with Congressman Mo Brooks (R-AL) and any of his other co-conspirators (Trump, Giuliani, Donald Dump Jr., The My Pillow Fuck, etc.) who collectively share the burden for creating and unleashing the most notorious artificially generated stampede in the history of the United States.