#539. Miller's An Ass

Max Miller (R-OH) is the Orange Prolapse flavored, er uh, favored candidate in the 2022 Republican primary for Ohio's 16th Congressional District.  

Part of the SAVE COMERICA /GOD BLESS COMERICA revenge rally.  As if a bank with a hundred billion in assets requires saving. 

Trump threw a fit when the current office holder, Anthony Gonzalez, voted along with the House Dems to impeach him for inciting a riot and inducing an "artificially generated stampede" on the U.S. Capitol.

 

Miller’s An Ass
sonofsaf

Lives near Cleveland but his asshole takes a toll,
Interstate drive worth it from what I’m told.
A disgusting taste, like secreting bile,
Anal demolition, asshole all the while.

Prolapse in town… love from the clown…
He is obsessed, world renowned,
Donald Trump is the syndrome of a down.
Every day he wires for more cash,
To pay off Stormy Daniels ‘cause Trump is such an asshat.

Miller’s an ass, he has no brain
Orange Prolapse clown
Miller’s an ass, filled with disdain,
Orange Prolapse clown, his butt is round

He’s Max Miller, he’s an ass, and he has some gas to pass,
Now he knows that Trump’s no fun, Max fucked Ivanka in the cunt.

Now’s the time to appeal to the fucking base,
Go after younger daughters… and make out your case.
Miller’s a fucking pimple… on the human race,
Oh say can you see… it’s anal time…

Miller’s an ass, he has no brain
Orange Prolapse clown
Miller’s an ass, filled with disdain,
Orange Prolapse clown, his butt is round

Miller’s an ass.

 

She Took An Axe
Flotsam & Jetsam

A young maiden with a demon in her soul,
A twisted mind with secrets to unfold.
An innocent face, a deceiving smile,
Under no suspicion, servant to Belial.

The axe came down...Blood all around...
She lurks possessed, without a sound,
Butchers her Dam when no one is around.
The next day her Sire feels her wrath,
She has no remorse in her merciless bloodbath.

She's Miss Lizzy, she feels no pain
The axe came down
She's Miss Lizzy, she strikes again,
The axe came down, blood all around

Lizzy Borden took an axe, gave her mother forty whacks,
When she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one.

Now before the jury with a solemn face,
These legendary murders...she left not a trace.
Lizzy found it so simple to take their lives,
Today she walks free...Axe by her side...

She's Miss Lizzy, she feels no pain
The axe came down
She's Miss Lizzy, she strikes again,
The axe came down, blood all around

She took an axe.

 

 

Challenging parody.  Took longer than I thought.  

I saw F & J only once.  Back in the day (late 80's), they opened for King Diamond at Bogart's in Cincinnati.  I'm admittedly a little hazy on this one.  No ticket stub as we just happened to accidentally sneak in the fire exit.

Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump, Max Miller, and/or heavy metal enthusiasts who realize that when it comes to Flotsam singer Eric A.K.,  his initials stand for "all knowing."  It's not an AK-47 gun reference.