Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America

07/22/21

Can anybody believe that the Cleveland Indians, a storied and cherished baseball franchise since taking the name in 1915, are changing their name to the Guardians? Such a disgrace, and I guarantee that the people who are most angry about it are the many Indians of our Country. Wouldn’t it be an honor to have a team named the Cleveland Indians, and wouldn’t it be disrespectful to rip that name and logo off of those jerseys? The people of Cleveland cannot be thrilled and I, as a FORMER baseball fan, cannot believe things such as this are happening. A small group of people, with absolutely crazy ideas and policies, is forcing these changes to destroy our culture and heritage. At some point, the people will not take it anymore!

Scroll down for my rebuttal.

Dedicated to Pocahontas a/k/a Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA).


The Orange Prolapse loved his Cleveland Indians jersey... but now has legitimate reservations.

Guardians
sonofsaf

Cleveland is the place to fight
Changing names is the owner’s right
Prejudice will be resolved
If we all just get involved

No doubt, save our city
Ballpark man, kinda shitty
Trump should be charged with sedition
Because he really blows
When it comes down to hugs and kissing
Disgusting phlegm
The insurrection
A Cleveland recreation

Watching fake news you’re gonna burn
Our Guardian teammates having learned
The ultimate Orange Prolapse man
Oath Keepers and Proud Boys bitter and

No doubt, save our city
Ballpark man, kinda shitty
Trump should be charged with sedition
Because he really blows
When it comes down to hugs and kissing
Disgusting phlegm
The insurrection
A Cleveland recreation

Lie for the Guardians, oh
Die for the Guardians
Lie for the Guardians
Oh lie, lie, lie for the Guardians

Donald Trump we’re not a fan
Grease and shit McDonald’s man
We are at our last wits
Hatred and prejudice

No doubt, save our city
Ballpark man, kinda shitty
Trump should be charged with sedition
Because he really blows
When it comes down to hugs and kissing
Disgusting phlegm
The insurrection
A Cleveland recreation

Lie for the Guardians
Die for the Guardians
Lie for the Guardians
Lie, lie, lie for the Guardians

No chance!

Conspiracy, it’s just some mental masturbation
Independent George’s worlds collide conflagration
Prejudice, which Donald Trump knows all about
A fag and massive dullard who can only whine and pout

Cleveland is the place to fight
Changing names is the owner’s right
Prejudice will be resolved,
If we all just get involved

No doubt, save our city
Ballpark man, kinda shitty
Trump should be charged with sedition
Because he really blows
When it comes down to hugs and kissing
Disgusting phlegm
The insurrection
A Cleveland recreation

Lie for the Guardians
Die for the Guardians
Lie for the Guardians
Lie, lie, lie for the Guardians

Indians
Anthrax

We all see in black and white
When it comes to someone else's fight
No one ever gets involved
Apathy can never solve

Forced out, brave and mighty
Stolen land, they can't fight it
Hold on to pride and tradition
Even though they know
How much their lives are really missing
We're dissing them
On reservations
A hopeless situation

Respect is something that you earn
Our Indian brothers' getting burned
Original American
Turned into a second class citizen

Forced out, brave and mighty
Stolen land, they can't fight it
Hold on to pride and tradition
Even though they know
How much their lives are really missing
We're dissing them
On reservations
A hopeless situation

Cry for the Indians, oh
Die for the Indians
Cry for the Indians
Oh cry, cry, cry for the Indians

Love the land and fellow man
Peace is what we strive to have
Some folks have none of this
Hatred and prejudice

Forced out, brave and mighty
Stolen land, they can't fight it
Hold on to pride and tradition
Even though they know
How much their lives are really missing
We're dissing them
On reservations
A hopeless situation

Cry for the Indians
Die for the Indians
Cry for the Indians
Cry, cry, cry for the Indians

War dance!

Territory, it's just the body of the nation
The people that inhabit it make its configuration
Prejudice, something we all can do without
The flag of many colors is what this land's all about

We all see in black and white
When it comes to someone else's fight
No one ever gets involved, no one
Apathy can never solve

Forced out, brave and mighty
Stolen land, they can't fight it
Hold on to pride and tradition
Even though they know
How much their lives are really missing
We're dissing them
On reservations
A hopeless situation

Cry for the Indians
Die for the Indians
Cry for the Indians
Cry, cry, cry for the Indians