#507. Kentucky

2021 started off with a bang.  It'll probably be known as the year of the insurrection.  But nobody could have predicted the disaster which would follow.  Not the mass shootings.  Not the incineration of the Pacific Northwest.  Not the Orange Prolapse continuing with his rallies.  

It was the disco splitsville.

The most horrific debacle of 2021 was easily the break up of that French electronica duo.  You know, the robot fucks.

 

What they really look like... Anthony Soprano Jr. and Napoleon Dynamite.

 In other news, this song's about that singular turtle fuck... Mitch McConnell.

Kentucky
sonofsaf

He is the ultimate of pricks
Dead end with the women
He’s like a turtle grinning
The earth it keeps on spinning

He is a star
Though he looks like a gar
A fish from afar
Beer googles in the bar
Mitch McConnell thinks he won
Mitch McConnell is pure scum
Mitch McConnell is a cunt
That Senator’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell thinks he won
Mitch McConnell is pure scum
Mitch McConnell is a cunt
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky

His vision cynicism
Life that’s not worth living
Wheeling and the dealing
His plans to deceive, he is shit

He is a star
Though he looks like a gar
A fish from afar
Beer googles in the bar
Mitch McConnell thinks he won
Mitch McConnell is pure scum
Mitch McConnell is a cunt
That Senator’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell thinks he won
Mitch McConnell is pure scum
Mitch McConnell is a cunt
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky

Mitch McConnell’s a cunt
Mitch McConnell’s a cunt
Mitch McConnell’s a cunt
Mitch McConnell’s a cunt
Mitch McConnell’s a cunt
Mitch McConnell’s a cunt
Mitch McConnell’s a cunt
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky

He is a star
Though he looks like a gar
A fish from afar
Beer googles in the bar

Mitch McConnell thinks he won
Mitch McConnell is pure scum
Mitch McConnell is a cunt
That Senator’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell is pure scum
Mitch McConnell is a cunt
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky

Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell’s from Kentucky

 

Get Lucky
Daft Punk

Like the legend of the phoenix
Our ends were beginnings
What keeps the planet spinning
The force from the beginning

We've come too far
To give up who we are
So let's raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky
We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky

The present has no rhythm
Your gift keeps on giving
What is this I'm feeling?
If you want to leave, I'm with it

We've come too far
To give up who we are
So let's raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky
We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky

We're up all night to get
We're up all night to get
We're up all night to get
We're up all night to get
We're up all night to get
We're up all night to get
We're up all night to get
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky

We've come too far
To give up who we are
So let's raise the bar
And our cups to the stars

She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky
We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky

We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky 

 

Never seen Daft Punk.  Never will see Daft Punk.  To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what any of that means in the real world.

Please do not share this material with Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell.