#552. Big Liar

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating video clip.

Fat fuck, big truck, you suck

 

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

Big Liar
sonofsaf

You bullshit Jew that is the point
Jared Kushner deserves some condescension
A fake big liar
Trust fundin’ so inclined
So, wouldn't you like to blow the shit that’s between his thighs
The Orange Prolapse we did appoint
He’s Bjork from Ork the crispy duck for me*
Hey big liar,
Lie you little bitch for me

Why the fuck are you a cunt, cunt, cunt
What’s up with all the gaffes gaffes
I could show you the big lie
Let me blow you a big lie

You bullshit Jew that is the point
Jared Kushner deserves some condescension
A fake big liar
Trust fundin’ so inclined
So, wouldn't you like to blow the shit that’s between his thighs
The Orange Prolapse we did appoint
He loves the Bjork and crispy duck you see
Hey big liar
Hey big liar
Hey big liar
Lie, you stupid bitch for me
Yes

Big Spender
Shirley Bassey

The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good lookin' so refined
Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every man I see
Hey big spender,
Spend a little time with me

Wouldn't you like to have fun, fun, fun
How's about a few laughs, laughs
I could show you a good time
Let me show you a good time!

The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good lookin' so refined
Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey big spender
Hey big spender
Hey big spender
Spend, a little time with me
Yes

 

* ---

Bjork with the infamous "duck dress."  At one point, I thought the duck would come alive and celebrate her Grammy.

Shirley Bassey actually came to Pittsburgh once in 1976 and performed at the Syria Mosque.  It's a venue I never had the opportunity to check out.  At the time, I was 6 years old.  So it was probably for the better.

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