#512. You're A Jew (Better Run And Hide)

There's a rumor circulating on the internet.  No joke.

After years of steadfast service, Jared Kushner and Ivanka are now deliberately distancing themselves from dear old dad.  They both want off the Donald Express.  Sounds hard to believe but neither of them are on board with the stop the steal/insurrection/dead cops/destroy democracy narrative.

 

Alas, this has infuriated the Orange Prolapse to the point of bulging, fluorescent exposure.  Yuk.

Trumpy Bear (not to be confused with Russian hacking group Cozy Bear) even channeled that inner rage and penned a parody.  I'll be damned.  He's currently mulling whether to sing it at an upcoming rally or debut the song on pay per view for his most loyal supporters (members of the prestigious Trump Honor Roll).  

Who could've predicted the Trump/Kushner fallout?  I guess the answer is... me. 

 

You’re A Jew (Better Run and Hide)
sonofsaf

You know the Orange Prolapse is white
White and fucking gay
He is scum
He has lied
You’re a Jew better run and hide
You’re a Jew better run and hide
You’re a Jew better run and hide, yeah

He licked her asshole queer
Fucked her in the rear
But with a cock comes balls
He's got no pride
You’re a Jew better run and hide
You’re a Jew better run and hide

Yeah
C'mon, yeah

Everybody loves Ivanka
Everybody loves Ivanka
Not a lie
Not a lie
Not a lie
Not a lie, yeah

You stole Ivanka from my arms
Eat between her thighs
You lick her puss
Start to cry
You’re a Jew better run and hide
You’re a Jew better run and hide
You’re a Jew, ow
Oh, yeah

I am mean
You are weak
Go and pray
Jewish coward
You masturbate
More than twice
You’re a Jew better run and hide
You’re a Jew better run and hide
You’re a Jew
You’re a Jew
You’re a Jew
You’re a Jew
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Break on Through (To The Other Side)
The Doors

You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side, yeah

We chased our pleasures here
Dug our treasures there
But can you still recall
The time we cried
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side

Yeah
C'mon, yeah

Everybody loves my baby
Everybody loves my baby
She get high
She get high
She get high
She get high, yeah

I found an island in your arms
Country in your eyes
Arms that chain us
Eyes that lie
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
Break on through, ow
Oh, yeah

Made the scene
Week to week
Day to day
Hour to hour
The gate is straight
Deep and wide
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
Break on through
Break on through
Break on through
Break on through
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Never saw The Doors.  However, I did enjoy the movie.  Amazing how they made Val Kilmer look so much like Jim Morrison.  Even better than the Daniel Day Lewis resemblance of Abraham Lincoln.  On second thought, that one's a toss-up.

Through the years, I've been told I look similar to younger Jeff Goldblume.  

Even though he's 68 years old, I guess that's who'd play me in the event of a dominipede.  Hey, he was born right down the road in West Homestead.  So it seems like a match made in heaven... or perhaps hell.  Maybe he could portray me in my later years.  You know, when I'm chained to a basement wall in a CIA dark site in the former Yugoslavia.

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