Dejected and defeated, Trump didn't fare to well. But he managed to barely rebound with a predictably exhausting stump speech at Mar-A-Lago later that evening. Speaking of stumps...
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| Behold! The Orange Prolapse meets with the Greene Prolapse. |
The near proximity of these two colorful, bulging prolapses has drawn comparisons to the celestial rings of Uranus.
All of the predictable weirdos showed up for last night's Mar-a-Lago pity party. Roger Stone, Matt Gaetz, Kari Lake, The Mr. Pillow Fuck, etc. Noticeably absent were Trump's wife Melania, son Barron, and the Jew crew, Jared and Ivanka (a/k/a Jew Boy and Cunt Dump).
Taylor Greene
sonofsaf
She makes us sick on the TV screen
‘Cause she’s very mean
So red, unkind, and her twat's unclean
She is a cunt
Bad romance of a whore and a clown
She is a fuckin’ cunt
Bad romance of a whore and a clown
Marjorie’s last name is Taylor Greene
And she’s so obscene
Her MAGA bullshit she cries that cream pie came from her cunt
Bad romance of a whore and a clown
Twitter never sold me, Truth Social is here to screw.
And don’t be a clown breathing Orange Prolapse farts
That fucker’s gonna fuck me, and Stormy Daniels is a cunt
But the horseface is what he’ll screw
‘Cause Ivanka is a Jew.
Taylor Greene you have discovered
That fucking girl’s a shame and she is a cunt
Piece of shit and total scum
Inbred she is a cunt
Piece of shit and total scum
G.O.P.’s gay and it’s very white
Cannot be denied
Her master plan
I am not a fan
So anti-trans
The bad romance of a whore and a clown
The fake news will entice
Don’t dismember or castrate be nice
(Don’t be nice, don’t be nice.)
She’s sold, on MAGA my enemy.
Solidarity
Donald’s a homo spreading the big lie
Insurrection time, oh, no
Bad romance of a whore and a clown, baby
Truth Social doesn’t scold me, “George Soros is a Jew”
Donald Trump’s a clown faking news from the start
(Orange Prolapse fart.)
Uh, butt her shame is anal entry
Because it’s all part of a moon
And he’s crapping until noon
The destruction and the doom
Taylor Greene you have discovered
That fucking girl’s a shame and she is a cunt
Piece of shit and total scum
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.)
Taylor Greene you have discovered
That fucking girl’s a shame and she is a cunt
Piece of shit and total scum
She is a fucking cunt
Piece of shit and total scum
She is a fucking cunt
Piece of shit and total scum
No, no, no
Taylor Greene you have discovered
That fucking girl’s a shame and she is a cunt
(Yeah, now you see, baby.)
Piece of shit and total scum
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no.)
She is a fucking cunt (No, babe.)
Piece of shit and total scum, no, no, no
She is a fucking cunt
And a piece of shit
Shit show and total scum
Orange Prolapse fart, babe
She is a fucking cunt
Taylor Greene you have discovered
Taylor Greene you have discovered
Taylor Greene you have discovered
She is a cunt
Taylor Greene you have discovered
She is a cunt
Her name is Taylor Greene
Taylor Greene you have discovered
She is a cunt
She’s the Greene Prolapse machine
Taylor Greene you have discovered
Taylor Greene you have discovered
Billie Jean
Michael Jakson
She was more like a beauty queen
From a movie scene
I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean
I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round?"
She said I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She told me her name was Billie Jean
As she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
People always told me, "Be careful of what you do.
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts."
And mother always told me, "A-be careful of who you love,
And be careful of what you do
'Cause the lie becomes the truth."
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son
For forty days and for forty nights
Law was on her side
But who can stand
When she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice, do think twice.)
She told, "My baby, we'd danced 'til three."
Then she looked at me
Then showed a photo of a baby cry
His eyes looked like mine, oh, no
Do a dance on the floor in the round, baby
A-people always told me, "Be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts."
(Don't break no heart.)
A-but she came and stood right by me
And just the smell of sweet perfume
And this happened much too soon
And she called me to her room
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.)
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son
No, no, no
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
(No, there's not me, baby.)
But the kid is not my son
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no.)
She says I am the one (No, babe.)
But the kid is not my son, no, no, no
She says I am the one
You know what you did
She says he is my son
Breaking my heart, babe
She says I am the one
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
She is the one
Billie Jean is not my lover
She is the one
Don't call me Billie Jean
Billie Jean is not my lover
She is the one
She stumbled onto the scene
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson did a three night stint at the Civic Arena in the fall of 1988. Never seen him.
This parody has serious merit. Well deserving of a couple dumps.
My only regret? For a parody with potential widespread appeal, these 2 dumps are admittedly weak.
Greene Prolapse 25:
#43. Smells Like Greene Spirit --- (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)
#44. Greene Trumparooni --- (Green Manalishi - Judas Priest)
#45. Greene Hell --- (Green Hell - Metallica)
#46. It's Not Easy Being Greene --- (It's Not Easy Being Green - Kermit The Frog)
#383. Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mexican Jumping Bean - various artists)
#386. God Kill The Greene --- (God Save The Queen - Queen)
#605. Taylor-Greene --- (Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots)
#608. Taylor-Greene --- (Dramamine - Modest Mouse)
#610. This Is Taylor-Greene --- (This Is Halloween - Marilyn Manson)
#611. Taylor-Greene --- (Halloween - John Carpenter)
#614. Hello It's Taylor Greene --- (Hello It's Halloween - Kids TV)
#620. Taylor-Greene --- (Tangerine - Led Zeppelin)
#621. Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan)
#625. Killer Greene --- (Killer Queen - Queen)
#817. She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt --- (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run - Billy Ocean)
#818. Taylor Greene --- (Mr. Clean - Thomas Scott Caden)
#819. Taylor Greene --- (Dancing Queen - ABBA)
#892. Shutdown --- (Showdown - E.L.O.)#952. Greene Disease --- (Green Disease - Pearl Jam)
#998. Greene Fearing --- (Green Earrings - Steely Dan)
#1123. Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady - Metal Church)
#1135. Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham - Weird Al Yankovic)
#1595. Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)
#1596. Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy)
#1601. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)
#1710. Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)
#1720. Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)
#1794. Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)