Tuesday, March 21, 2023

#1760. Mike Pence Is Shit

While in college, a youthful Mike Pence left the Catholic Church and became an evangelical born-again Christian.  Much to the disappointment of his very own mother.  
 

Mother!!! (And I'm not talkin' Danzig).  Fucker!

A solo Pence dump. Meh.


A quality Point State Park "insurrection dump."

A relatively uninspired Witch Hunt dump.

A panini-styled Trump Dump on the Rachel Carson Bridge.  Likely flattened by a vengeful e-Scooter.



 

Mike Pence Is Shit
sonofsaf

Oh Donald’s plan it’s a plan to spread the big lies as love
Mike Pence is shit
Trump has tried revisionism the ultimate stunt
Mike Pence is shit

Indiana’s in hell with some VP sleeze
Family is worse for wear Orange Prolapse disease
Kapaernick whenever Colin’s on his knees
Mike Pence is shit

Just fuck the Jews and all of the psychobabble more and more of the big lies
And the abuse let us ponder truth to squander wants a free Big Mac and fries
Donald’s a lying fat bitch Stormy’s chest relentless
Laid by a goon along with Capitol offenses
All of the troubles is why ‘cause Mike Pence is… Mike Pence is shit

[guitar - keyboards]

Just fuck the Jews

Mike Pence is shit
Mike Pence is shit

 

Don't Fence Me In
Willie Nelson

Oh give me land lots of land under starry skies above
Don't fence me in
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love
Don't fence me in

Let me be by myself in the evening breeze
Listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
Send me out forever but I ask you please
Don't fence me in

Just turn me loose let me straddle my old saddle underneath the western skies
On my cayuse let me wander over yonder till I see the mountains rise
I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences
Gaze at the moon until I lose my senses
Can't look at hubbles and I can't stand fences don't fence me in

[guitar - keyboards]

Just turn me loose...

Don't fence me in
Don't fence me in


 

The entire existence of Mike Pence rarely warrants actual conversation.

In a return to Pittsburgh this summer, Willie Nelson will headline the Outlaw Music Festival.  August 12 at Star Lake along with John Fogerty.

 

Random encounter in a hotel parking lot.  Near the Adirondacks in upstate New York.


 

From 1968 to the present, Willie Nelson has played the Burgh a grand total of 18 times.


Willie Nelson:

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

10-16-03, Capitol Theatre, Wheeling, WV

2-10-06, Dodge Theatre, Phoenix, AZ

9-16-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

9-7-18, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

7-31-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)


The Big Lie 100: (#923)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

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