Thursday, March 23, 2023

#1765. Steil

Wisconsin Republican Congressman Bryan Steil (pronounced style) is one of the newest Congressional tough guys.  

 

Bryan Steil, Jim Jordan (R-OH), and James Comer (R-KY) sent a threatening letter to Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg regarding his investigation into the anus of the Orange Prolapse.

 




Congratulations Bryan "Oshkosh My Gosh" Steils!

You've just been awarded the medallion for "BeBest Congressional Dump."



 

Steil
sonofsaf

Bullshit Bryan Steil
Bullshit Bryan Steil
Donald Trump ain’t fine, (Tiny dick is small)
Bullshit Bryan Steil

Bullshit Bryan Steil
Bullshit Bryan Steil.  Yeah
Donald Trump ain’t fine
Tiny dick is small, yeah
Bullshit Bryan Steil

Mentally unsteady
Mentally m’kay
Mentally unsteady, yeah
Mentally we’ll pray
Let us stop the steal

Mentally unsteady, yeah
Mentally m’kay
Orange Prolapse farts
From a quarter pound, yeah
Mentally we’ll pray

Bullshit Bryan Steil
Bullshit Bryan Steil
Orange Prolapse farts
From a quarter pound
Bullshit Bryan Steil


Smile
Pearl Jam

Don't it make you smile?
Don't it make you smile?
When the sun don't shine, (It don't shine at all)
Don't it make you smile?

Don't it make you smile?
Don't it make me smile? Yeah
When the sun don't shine
It don't shine at all, yeah
Don't it make me smile?

I miss you already
I miss you always
I miss you already, yeah
I miss you all day
This is how I feel

I miss you already, yeah
I miss you always
Three crooked hearts
Swirls all around, yeah
I miss you all day

Don't it make you smile?
Don't it make you smile?
Three crooked hearts
Swirls all around
Don't it make you smile?



My second parody of Smile.  In the winter of 2021, during the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, I penned #831.  

Kyle!

Easily one my least favorite Pearl Jam songs.  I've always wondered why the band thinks this song's worthy of encore material.  Must have sentimental value of some sort.  Why?  I wouldn't know.  Furthermore I would not care. 

As far as parodies go, this one is particularly meh.  As in weak.

People often approach me on the street and ask, "Saf, how many times have Pearl Jam played Shitsburgh?"  To which I festively reply, "A grand total of 8!"


Pearl Jam:

8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (10)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#928)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

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