A recent social media post from the Orange Prolapse...
All Republican Governors should immediately pull out of ERIC, the terrible Voter Registration System that “pumps the rolls” for Democrats and does nothing to clean them up. It is a fools game for Republicans…. And while these Governors are at it, GO TO SAME DAY VOTING, ALL PAPER BALLOTS, AND VOTER I.D. (VOTER IDENTIFICATION). Mail-In Voting ONLY for FAR AWAY MILITARY and those that are VERY SICK! PROBLEMS ON ELECTION’S SOLVED!
I actually concur with the notion of all Republican governors immediately pulling out of Eric. I'm tired of being sodomized by the likes of Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott (where I'm physically required to climb into the wheelchair and ride him reverse cowgirl, er uh, cowboy). Not to mention neighboring dufus Jim Justice.
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| During a legislative session, Gov. Justice shows off the asshole of his dog Baby. |
But this parody is about a different asshole. Nate Schatzline.
Just some obscure Texas State Senator on the MAGA right. He's got a novel strategy for imposing his will on the transgendered. Schatzline's idea is to "out-trans the trans."
And he appears to be succeeding.
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
sonofsaf
Coup d’stats are gory but you will defend
And you’ll discover Donald has a fat rear end
He wants to fuck you, McDonald’s is so fine
Fuck you hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Big liar is sayin’ who’s to blame
Fat liar Big Mac and large fries causing some weight gain
Always asks how much, McDonald’s Trump will dine
Fuck you hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Transgender crime
Proud boys are white and filled with hate
Trump flags all unfurled, a whore Ivanka’s fate
Seven deadly sins not worthy of Donald’s time
Fuck you hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Transgender crime
Trump wants to fuck you (Trump wants to fuck you), Kushner’s a Jew (Kushner’s a Jew)
Trump flags we unfurl, and Kushner is still a Jew
Trump’s so fucked up, girl, adultery’s a crime
Fuck you hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline (hatin’ Nate Schatzline)
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline (Trump flags we unfurl)
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline (hatin’ Nate Schatzline, girl)
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline (yo, Trump’s so fucked up)
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline (hatin’ Nate Schatzline)
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Hatin’ Nate Schatzline
Lay It On The Line
Triumph
It's the same old story all over again
You turn a lover into just another friend
I want to love you, I want to make you mine
Won't you lay it on the line
I'm tired of playing foolish games
I'm tired of all of your lies making me insane
I don't ask for much, the truth will do just fine
Won't you lay it on the line
Lay it on the line
Lay it on the line
Lay it on the line
Don't waste my time
You got no right to make me wait
We better talk, girl, before it gets too late
I never, ever thought you could be so unkind
Won't you lay it on the line
Lay it on the line
Lay it on the line
Lay it on the line
Don't waste my time
You know I love you (you know I love you), you know it's true (you know it's true)
It's up to you, girl, now what have I got to do
Don't hold me up, girl, don't waste my precious time
Won't you lay it on the line
Lay it on the line
Lay it on the line (lay it on the line)
Lay it on the line (don't hold me up, girl)
Lay it on the line
Lay it on the line (lay it on the line, girl)
Lay it on the line (no, don't hold me up)
Lay it on the line (lay it on the line)
Lay it on the line
Lay it on the line
My second parody of Lay It On The Line. A few months ago I penned #1589. Ye Is Outta Line (about Kanye West).
From 1978 to 1985, Triumph played the Burgh a surprising 8 times.
Mostly at the Stanley Theatre (Benedum Center). Never seen 'em.