Thursday, March 23, 2023

#1763. Xi Fucks You

Yesterday Trump posted...

CHINA IS LAUGHING AT US. THEY ARE VERY HAPPY!!!

Wow, now there's some remarkable insight from the Orange Prolapse.

My rebuttal?

As temperatures slowly climb, Point State Park has witnessed a noticeable spike in Trump Dumps.

 

 Trump flashes that patented "I am a dumbshit who does not belong on the world stage" expression.

 


 

Xi Fucks You
sonofsaf

Xi fucks you, yeah, yeah, yeah
Xi fucks you, yeah, yeah, yeah
Xi fucks you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ivanka is a cunt
And her husband’s likely gay
Penis is so fucked up
And such a really bad lay

Jinping Xi fucks you
And The Donald will be sad
Yes, Xi fucks you
And The Donald will be mad

Jinping Xi wants to blow
A job he’s so unkind
Jinping Xi knows it’s so
Donald he wouldn’t mind

Jinping Xi fucks you
And the Uyghurs will be sad
Yes, Xi fucks you
And the Uyghur’s will be mad

Xi fucks you, yeah, yeah, yeah
Xi fucks you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And Donald Trump’s so fat
The Uyghur’s will be mad

A blow job is for you
Stormy D. she doesn’t care
And Jared is a Jew
All of their big lies concur

Because Xi fucks you
And the Uyghurs will be sad
Yes, Xi fucks you
And the Uyghurs will be mad, ooh

Xi fucks you, yeah, yeah, yeah
Xi fucks you, yeah, yeah, yeah
Donald Trump’s so fat
And the Uyghurs will be mad
Donald Trump’s so fat
And the Uyghurs will be mad
Donald Trump’s so fat
And the Uyghurs will be mad
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


 

She Loves You
Beatles

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You think you lost your love
Well, I saw her yesterday
It's you she's thinking of
And she told me what to say

She says she loves you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad

She said you hurt her so
She almost lost her mind
But now she says she knows
You're not the hurting kind

She says she loves you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad, ooh

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that
You know you should be glad

You know it's up to you
I think it's only fair
Pride can hurt you too
Apologize to her

Because she loves you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad, ooh

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
With a love like that
You know you should be glad
With a love like that
You know you should be glad
With a love like that
You know you should be glad
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



My second parody of the Beatles classic.  Last summer, I penned #1297.  Trump's A Jew.  A reference to Ivanka (not her father).

 

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#926)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

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