Friday, March 10, 2023

#1748. Newt

In Florida there's a bill that would require bloggers who write about the Governor Ron DeSantis... to register with the state.  Well, this proved a step too for even the former US House speaker Newt Gingrich.


"The idea that bloggers criticizing a politician should register with the government is insane."

As someone who as written several anti-DeSantis parodies, I tend to agree with the "Little Angry Attack Muffin."

Sounds to me like a DeSantis presidency would likely angle for "civil disobedience registration" of U.S. citizens as well.  For example,  if people wished to engage in protest.  Antifa, Black Lives Matter, etc.  See, this way, if things get out of hand, you could better hold people accountable for their collective behavior.  Of course, this new law would only apply to serious threats from the left... drag shows, gay pride parades, etc.  Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, KKK... would likely be exempt.

 


 

Newt
sonofsaf

Why is Gingrich a Newt
So fucking gay that Newt
Those bold big lies
His nose it grows
Worse than Pinocchios

Donald wants to defile
Fat lying cunt’s his style
McDonald’s fast food
Thank god he ain’t nude
Fat ass gock’s a Newt

Why is Gingrich a Newt
So fucking gay that Newt
Those bold big lies
His nose it grows
Asshole’s an orange butt rose

Donald’s a dyke.. dyke.. dyke defile
Fat lying cunt’s his style
McDonald’s fast food
Thank god he ain’t nude
Fat ass gock’s a Newt

McDonald’s fast food
Thank god he ain’t nude
Fat ass gock’s a Newt

McDonald’s fast food
Thank god he ain’t nude
Fat ass gock’s a Newt


 

Cute
Bobby Darin

Mind if I say you're cute
In every way you're cute
Those big blue eyes
That turned up nose
That cool and carefree pose

I mean I like your style
That sly intriguing smile
Your every mood
Your attitude
Just add up to you're cute

Mind if I say you're cute
In every way you're cute
Those big blue eyes
That turned up nose
That cool and who cares pose

I mean I like.. like.. like your style
That sly intriguing smile
Your every mood
Your attitude
Just add up to you're cute

Your every mood
Your attitude
Just add up to you're cute

Your every mood
Your attitude
Just add up to you're cute



Just for record in terms of lyrical clarity, the term "gock" is a combination of gut and cock.  Much like "gunt" is a combination of gut and cunt.

Bobby Darin played the Burgh twice.  They called him Bobby Two Times.  Two concerts at the Syria Mosque back in 1958.  


The Big Lie 100: (#911)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

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