I'm humbly going to encourage children, all across our Great nation, who've been directly impacted by gun violence... to unite! Now is your chance. Come together and regale American voters with my parody of AC/DC's Thunderstruck.
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After good Christian-folk hear the lyrics, I imagine their faux-outrage will be predictably palpable. Oh the profanity! The bigotry and contempt! The Orange Prolapse!
Like I was saying, parents everywhere will be furious with the song's hostile tone and tenor. Because, well, you know, it's considerably worse than a 9 year old being decapitated by an AR-15.
What The Fuck?!
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Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
I was shot
Now I’m dead from a weapon attack (Fuck you)
On the ground
‘Cause the Second Amendment is wack
Life erased
Guns are bought, some death for you (Fuck you)
Through and through
Jared Kushner, Kushner’s a Jew (Fuck you)
Wife’s a dumb cunt
Meat curtains apart
The wonder of cum
Whore a la carte
You’re dead – what the fuck
Ammo is okay
Smith and Wesson, bullets abound
Uvalde, Texas
Yeah, Texas is Republican
Flags are unfurled
Romancin’ with weapons a crime
Guns are so cool, perfect for you
Yeah-yeah, hey, hey, hey blow job time
Trump’s an Orange Prolapse disease
MTG’s on her knees
Yeah, insanity defined
You’re dead – what the fuck, what the fuck
Yeah-yeah-yeah, what the fuck
Oh, what the fuck
Yeah
Trump’s an Orange Prolapse disease
MTG’s on her knees
Yow
What the fuck, what the fuck
Yeah-yeah-yeah, what the fuck
What the fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Head
Yeah, time to fight
Trump is divine
Yeah, time to fight
Trump is divine, divine
What the fuck, yeah-yeah-yeah
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck
Whoa, baby, baby (What the fuck)
You’re dead what the fuck, what the fuck
What the fuck, what the fuck
You’re dead what the fuck
Thunderstruck
AC/DC
Thunder, ah / Fucker, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track (Thunder)
I looked 'round
And I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
And I thought, what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Thunder)
Sound of the drums
Beating in my heart
The thunder of guns
Tore me apart
You've been – thunderstruck
Went down the highway
Broke the limit, we hit the town
Went through to Texas
Yeah, Texas, and we had some fun
We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules, played all the fools
Yeah-yeah, they, they, they blew our minds
I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again please?
Yeah, the ladies were too kind
You've been – thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah-yeah-yeah, thunderstruck
Oh, thunderstruck
Yeah
I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again please?
Yow
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah-yeah-yeah, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Said
Yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine
Yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine, so fine
Thunderstruck, yeah-yeah-yeah
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Whoa, baby, baby (Thunderstruck)
You've been thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
You've been thunderstruck
My third parody of Thunderstruck.
I've also written #202. Mr. Yuk. It's about Mr. Yuk.
And #1276. McClintock. It's about Tom McClintock (R-CA).
From 1977 to 2009, AC/DC has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.
AC/DC:
5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA