#1777. Nashville Isn't Lucky

 Nashville School Shooting Alert!

When asked about how to protect his daughter, while in school, Congressman Tim Burchett (R-TN) said he has opted for homeschooling.

E-gad!  A very rare "Timothy Bump McFisty Hump."

Of course!  Because homeschooling is a viable alternative to getting your children blown to bits. 

Makes sense to me.  Why?  Because Kevin McCarthy is a coward.  This seems to be the latest logical progression in high stakes Republican politics.  Yep, along with embracing the Orange Prolapse and the absolute refusal to tolerate dangerous drag shows.

 

Nashville Isn’t Lucky
sonofsaf

‘Cause Nashville isn’t lucky
Burchett, Tim’s got no spine
Don’t care, ‘bout AR-15s
Give a shit or don’t care outta line

There’s no doubt Tim is red and don’t care
There’s no doubt he is full of shit
There’s no doubt Tim is red and don’t care
School attack on a girl under twelve
School attack on a girl under twelve

‘Cause Nashville isn’t lucky
Burchett, Tim’s got no spine
Don’t care, ‘bout AR-15s
Give a shit or don’t care outta line

 

Nashville To Kentucky
My Morning Jacket

From Nashville to Kentucky
My heart, it draws the line
Somewhere, someone thinks of me
I just wish it was somewhere I could find

Take me out of this dead end nightmare
Take me out of this hell I'm in
Take me out of this dead end nightmare
Put me back in a world I can live
Put me back in a world I can live

From Nashville to Kentucky
My heart, it draws the line
Somewhere, someone thinks of me
I just wish it was somewhere I could find

MMJ returns to Stage AE on June 28, 2023.  MMJ Hooray!  

"MMJ!   F'in A!   MMJ!   F'in A!"

Now that... would make for a decent, widespread encore chant.

My Morning Jacket:

5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22,  Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#940)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

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