I have uncovered evidence as to the reason why our former First Lady looks perpetually annoyed.
She's constipated. It's as simple as that.
And her only hope for a modicum of relief... is having an anal affair with Jinping Xi!
Many have speculated that this is how the Orange Prolapse contracted the China Virus.
Xi’s Fucking Trump’s Wife
sonofsaf
Xi’s fucking Trump’s wife
Xi’s fucking Trump’s wife
But Stormy is wetter he can’t deny
Stormy is wetter she’s never dry
And he’s causing some strife
Xi’s fucking Trump’s wife
Inserting two hands
Inserting two hands
The pink of her rear, it ain’t queer
Stormy’s tits were implanted, can be seen far and near
Now, push-popping’s the plan
Inserting two hands
So, he yearns for cunt American
And he yearns for cunt that’s great
Now, he yearns for cunt with erection
But, he yearns for hate
And Xi’s fucking Trump’s wife
Xi’s fucking Trump’s wife
And more derision can’t be denied
Scent of cunt that whore cock is implied
And he’s causing some strife
Xi’s fucking Trump’s wife
She's Out Of My Life
Michael Jackson
She's out of my life
She's out of my life
And I don't know whether to laugh or cry
I don't know whether to live or die
And it cuts like a knife
She's out of my life
It's out of my hands
It's out of my hands
To think for two years, she was here
And I took her for granted, I was so cavalier
Now, the way that it stands
She's out of my hands
So, I've learned that love's not possession
And I've learned that love won't wait
Now, I've learned that love needs expression
But, I've learned too late
And she's out of my life
She's out of my life
Damned indecision and cursed pride
Kept my love for her locked deep inside
And it cuts like a knife
She's out of my life
Michael Jackson did a 3-night stand at the Civic Arena in the fall of 1988. Just for the record, although evidence would indicate that he preferred the company of young children, he did in fact, perform "She's Out Of My Life" on all three nights.