#1753. Bell

If you're searching for that special someone... someone who really puts the cunt in "cuntservative," I'd like to nominate Pittsburgh native Wendy Bell.

Yeah, right!  More like ASSTRIANO for Governor.

And DILDO for Lt. Gov.  

Mastriano and DelRosso?  Those two got a "swing state shellacking."

Directly below is an absolutely stunning Bell Dump.

Now THAT... is a Bell Dump.  Rachel Carson St. Bridge.

Easily worthy of an Oscar for best excrement.

 

Bell
sonofsaf

OANN
And Newsmax for the win
She’s trying not to be queer

Cum on fake tits
Stormy D. is the shit
Donald Trump’s not a king
Fuck Wendy Bell
Fuck Wendy Bell

Donald Trump’s a fuckin’ liar
There can be no denier
Go to hell
Fuck Wendy Bell

The fake, news sell
The clown from fucking hell
A coup’s a crime a crime let’s kill

He has no hair
Donald Trump is inbred
An asshole with rug hair
Fuck Wendy Bell

Donald Trump’s a fuckin’ liar
There can be no denier
Go to hell
Fuck Wendy Bell

 

Hell
Foo Fighters

This state I'm in
A place I've never been
I'm dying to meet you here

Come break this skin
I'll let you sink right in
And show you everything
See you in hell
See you in hell

We'll gather around the fire
And I will lead the choir
Sing farewell
See you in hell

Come break, my spell
We'll drown the wishing well
We'll find some time to time to kill

I'll be, right there
The buzz inside your head
The whole electric chair
See you in hell

We'll gather around the fire
And I will lead the choir
Sing farewell
See you in hell
 

My second parody of "Hell."  Last summer I penned #1403.  Nehls.  A tribute to some imbecile MAGA Sheriff from the Lone Star State.  Troy Nehls!

Foo Fighters:

7-9-03, Chevrolet Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
7-26-08, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#916)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

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