Wednesday, August 17, 2022

#1403. Nehls

As a former sheriff, Troy Nehls (R-TX) backs the blue!  


Well, at least in matters pertaining to his personal wardrobe.


"Only Donald Trump can save America."

How easily some House Republicans forget... as a matter of political convenience and expediency. 

Congratulations Troy!  Your entire political legacy will forever be inextricably linked to the Orange Prolapse.  Your wife Jill and 3 children must be very proud.



Nehls
sonofsaf

Trump didn’t win
Always committing sin
He’s lying to stoke great fear

McDonald’s win
Eats a Big Mac for din
Trump wanted to be king
Congressman Nehls
Congressman Nehls

Forty-five’s a clown and liar
Trump Tower has no buyer
What’s that smell
Congressman Nehls

News fake, ain’t swell
Send Donald Trump to hell
The big lie is a crime that’s ill

Donald Trump’s hair
And he is bad in bed
As if you even care
Congressman Nehls

Forty-five’s a clown and liar
Trump Tower has no buyer
What’s that smell
Congressman Nehls

 

Hell
Foo Fighters

This state I'm in
A place I've never been
I'm dying to meet you here

Come break this skin
I'll let you sink right in
And show you everything
See you in hell
See you in hell

We'll gather around the fire
And I will lead the choir
Sing farewell
See you in hell

Come break, my spell
We'll drown the wishing well
We'll find some time to time to kill

I'll be, right there
The buzz inside your head
The whole electric chair
See you in hell

We'll gather around the fire
And I will lead the choir
Sing farewell
See you in hell



Couldn't find a live version of this song.  Thankfully, they don't bother with it in concert.  To be honest, the song just ain't that great.  Kinda clutter/filler noise-oriented.


Foo Fighters:

7-9-03, Chevrolet Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
7-26-08, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#579)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1366.  Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1367.  Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)

#1368.  Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)

#1369.  Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1370.  Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)

#1371.  Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen) 

#1372.  He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)

#1373.  Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)

#1374.  Gibbs Fucked America (Kids In America --- Kim Wilde)
 
#1375.  Crane (Stain --- Nirvana)
 
#1376.  Eli Crane (My Poor Brain --- Foo Fighters)
 
#1377.  Big Liar (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)
 
#1378.  Samuel Graves (Jesus Saves --- Slayer)
 
#1379.  Joe Kent Displeasure (Hell Bent For Leather --- Judas Priest)

#1380.  Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)

#1381.  Lake's An Ass (Take It Back --- Pink Floyd)

#1382.  Schmitt Show (Sit There --- Crumbsuckers)

#1383.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Robbie Dupree)

#1384.  Richard Mack's Whiter (Paperback Writer --- The Beatles)

#1385.  Geoff Diehl (Bone Meal --- GWAR)

#1386.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1387.  Adam Steen (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)

#1388.  David Farnsworth (For What It's Worth --- Buffalo Springfield)

#1389.  Finchum Is Scum (Kingdom Of Come --- Soundgarden)

#1390.  Ted Cruz Is A Clown (Bad News Comes To Town --- Neil Young)

#1391.  Emmer Bites (Tremor Christ --- Pearl Jam)

#1392.  R. Kleefisch Is A Retard (When You Wish Upon A Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#1393.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Free)

#1394.  Levy (Easy --- The Commodores)

#1395.  Chuck Gray (Birthday --- The Beatles)

#1396.  Fucking You Is Eli Crane (Rock You Like A Hurricane --- Scorpions)

#1397.  Liar Testify (Fire In The Sky --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1398.  Human Clown (Allentown --- Billy Joel)

#1399.  Not A Winner (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)

#1400.  White Liar Sick Liar (Fight Fire With Fire --- Metallica)

#1401.  Troy E. Nehls (Silver Bells --- John Denver)

#1402.  Troy E. Nehls (Jingle Bells -- Frank Sinatra)

#1403.  Nehls (Hell --- Foo Fighters


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