#1363. Mike Lindell

If anyone deserves to be parodied, it's gotta be the Minnesota My Pillow fuck, Mike Lindell.

Mike Lindell laughs as the Orange Prolapse smiles. 

Lindell, worth an estimated 300 million, and an especially pitiful Trump acolyte, conjured up a new role in politics.  Don't even bother running for office.  Just pretend to be the Governor.  Just pretend that you won the Republican primary and coasted to victory in the general.  And then start dishing out endorsements accordingly.  All around the country.  In a word... brilliant.  He's the face of fake politics.  

Maybe Trump'll try it.  Hey, it's easy.  Just set up a "shadow" administration down in Mar-A-Lago and pretend to be the president.  All he'd need is a clown cabinet, some advisors, a beast limo, ramped up security, and a knock-off resolute desk.

Incidentally, Trump has never laughed.  Why?  Because he has no clue as to what constitutes that which is funny or humorous.  Assuming he announces another run for the presidency, I'd like to see more artistic "speculative renditions" of a shirtless Trump.  

Mainly focused on his gock and sagging teats.

Mike Lindell
sonofsaf

So white Ivanka Kushner albino fucking whore
So white that Stormy Daniels big titted so much more
Trump said “Fuck me maybe I’ll let you chew on my cud”
Don’t call him a liar or say he’s a dud
Because

Fat ass in Trump Tower is so - “sore, sore, sore”
Mike “Pillow” Lindell he lies - “more, more, more”
Fat ass in Trump Tower babe - “sore, sore, sore”
Mike “Pillow” Lindell - “whore, whore, whore”
Whore, whore, whore

He hates his enemies, he’d chop off their legs
Trump is so fucking homely he’s bad in bed
That Stormy D. he fucked her Honest Abe
That Stormy D. McDonald’s fucking me
Because

Fat ass in Trump Tower is so - “sore, sore, sore”
Mike “Pillow” Lindell he lies - “more, more, more”
Fat ass in Trump Tower babe - “sore, sore, sore”
Mike “Pillow” Lindell - “whore, whore, whore”

A turd his sins are numbered seven
Hope he rots in hell and doesn’t go to heaven
Penis was strangled by a god damn cunt hair
It’s not long, not as strong as if you even care

He fucked a girl Honest Abe
His son-in-law’s a Jew
Your orangest fear Honest Abe
Ivanka’s a fake Jew

Trump’s bald and old Honest Abe
Not funny he’d turn on you
A toilet stall, ain’t no fun, babe
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, he is a queer you’ll see
Because

Fat ass in Trump Tower is so - “sore, sore, sore”
Mike “Pillow” Lindell he lies - “more, more, more”
Fat ass in Trump Tower babe - “sore, sore, sore”
Mike “Pillow” Lindell he lies - “whore, whore, whore”
Whore, whore, whore

Oh yeah a lil’ anal
Asshole’s sore
Sore, sore, sore, sore, sore

He wants a lil’ anal
Asshole’s sore
Sore, sore, sore, sore, sore

 

Rebel Yell
Billy Idol

Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door
Last night a little angel came pumping on the floor
She said "Come on baby I got a license for love
And if it expires pray help from above"
Because

In the midnight hour she cried - "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried - "more, more, more"
In the midnight hour babe - "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell - "more, more, more"
More, more, more

She don't like slavery, she won't sit and beg
But when I'm tired and lonely she sees me to bed
What set you free and brought you to me babe
What set you free I need you here by me
Because

In the midnight hour she cried - "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried - "more, more, more"
In the midnight hour babe - "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell - "more, more, more"

He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the seven eleven
Well he's out all night to collect a fare
Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair

I walked the world with you, babe
A thousand miles with you
I dried your tears of pain, babe
A million times for you

I'd sell my soul for you babe
For money to burn with you
I'd give you all, and have none, babe
Just to, just to, just to, to have you here by me
Because

In the midnight hour she cried - "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried - "more, more, more"
In the midnight hour babe - "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried "more, more, more"
More, more, more

Oh yeah little baby
She want more
More, more, more, more, more

Oh yeah little angel
She want more
More, more, more, more

 

Billy Idol has been to the Burgh 3 times (1984, 1990 & 2001).  Never seen him.  His real name is William Michael Albert Broad.  In retrospect, it was probably a wise idea to go with the musical nom de plume.

Great video.  I had a mild fixation on the female keyboard player with the outlandish makeup.  Still do.  I remember my older brother coming into the den and explaining how it wasn't a legit live video.  That it was all filmed in a studio and the fans were only 3 or 4 rows deep.  Oh the naivete of a 13 year old pro wrestling addict in 1983.

The Big Lie 100: (#539)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

 

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