#1310. The Farts Of Thomas Cole

Tom Cole is a native American, a member of the Chickenshit Nation.  Er uh, Chickasaw tribe.  He voted against the certification of the 2020 presidential election.  And then voted against the creation of a bipartisan commission to investigate the January 6th insurrection.

Tom Cole (R-OK) on the left : Orange Prolapse on the right

And that's really all you need to know.  Votes define character and ideally should have consequences.  But his District is so deep red, that even if he was spotted violently masturbating while simultaneously chugging embryonic blood from a satanic goblet... he'd still get elected.

 

The Farts of Thomas Cole
sonofsaf

A jerk, a jerk, I wonder if he’s gay
Okla-moron for all to see
Ivanka’s a Jew with so much fucking bling
She is the Trumper for me

Coup d’etats are tragic, ooh so fucking tragic
An insurrection all the while
‘Cause the far right Proud Boy human beings
Are really really fucking vile

Some say the farts of Thomas Cole are misleading
As the Orange Prolapse keeps on bleeding
Now election lies will leave you seething
But the farts of Thomas Cole, farts of Thomas Cole are misleading

He’s Gay, morning wood, gotta suck that dick
Some homosexuality
Extreme right and this fucked up fucked up world
Stick your dick in Stormy

Coup d’stats are tragic, still fucking tragic
An insurrection for the cash
‘Cause the far right Proud Boy human beings
They’ll really fuck you in the….

Some say the farts of Thomas Cole are misleading
As the Orange Prolapse keeps on bleeding
Now election lies will leave you seething
But the farts of Thomas Cole, farts of Thomas Cole are misleading

Fuck me, mushroom bone and the Orange Prolapse clown, the Melania blues
Fuck ya, cock in, feelin’ pretty shitty, asshole of fucking Jew, too
Coup d’etats are tragic, so damn tragic, democracy is vile
But the insurrection’s still very tragic
It's really really fucking vile

Some say the farts of Thomas Cole are misleading
As the Orange Prolapse keeps on bleeding
Now election lies will leave you seething
But the farts of Thomas Cole, farts of Thomas Cole are misleading

In Norman
Alert!!
Smell, farts of Thomas Cole

 

The Heart of Rock’n’Roll
Huey Lewis & The News

New York, New York, is everything they say
And no place that I'd rather be
Where else can you do a half a million things
All at a quarter to three

When they play their music, ooh that modern music
They like it with a lot of style
But it's still that same old back beat rhythm
That really really drives 'em wild

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I've seen I believe 'em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll, heart of rock and roll is still beating

LA, Hollywood, and the Sunset Strip
Is something everyone should see
Neon lights and the pretty pretty girls
All dressed so scantily

When they play their music, that hard rock music
They like it with a lot of flash
But it's still that same old back beat rhythm
That really kicks 'em in the....

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I've seen I believe 'em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll, heart of rock and roll is still beating

DC, San Antone and the Liberty Town, Boston and Baton Rouge
Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City, Seattle, San Francisco, too
Everywhere there's music, real live music, bands with a million styles
But It's still that some old rock and roll music
that really really drives 'em wild

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I've seen I believe 'em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll, heart of rock and roll is still beating

In Cleveland
Detroit!!
Huh, heart of rock and roll

Huey Lewis & the Fake News have played the Burgh a grand total of 15 times.  Not too shabby.  I've only seen them once.  Way back in my high school days.

Huey Lewis & The News:

1988, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

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#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

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