Monday, July 11, 2022

#1337. Huckabee

Sarah Huckabee played a major role in the first half of the shit show administration.  

Sarah Huckafuck Sanders beams with pride and joy in the presence of the Orange Prolapse

She filled in as White House Press Secretsry when Trump felt the need to dump Sean Spicer.

Largely because SNL humiliated and marginalized him to the point of no return.



Huckabee
sonofsaf

Trump is not well he’s sick mentally. Trump is not well fucked up to a “T.”
Huckabee’s crapping on an Arkansas throne
Huckabee’s shitting on an Arkansas throne

Trump is not well ‘ cause fake news is real.  Trump is not well gonna stop the steal.
Huckabee was an asshole from the start oh boy
Huckabee piece of shit from the start oh boy
Ah....

Trump is not well he’s sick mentally. Trump is not well fucked up to a “T.”
Huckabee’s crapping on an Arkansas throne
Huckabee’s shitting on an Arkansas throne
Ah...

 

Suddenly
Bee Gees

Trump is not well he’s sick mentally. Trump is not well fucked up to a “T.”
Huckabee’s crapping on an Arkansas throne
Huckabee’s shitting on an Arkansas throne

Trump is not well ‘ cause fake news is real.  Trump is not well gonna stop the steal.
Huckabee was an asshole from the start oh boy
Huckabee piece of shit from the start oh boy
Ah....

Trump is not well he’s sick mentally. Trump is not well fucked up to a “T.”
Huckabee’s crapping on an Arkansas throne
Huckabee’s shitting on an Arkansas throne
Ah...



Huckabee is now running to be the Governor of Arkansas.  She'll face off against Chris Jones (D) and 5 other candidates in the general.  She'll almost certainly win.  Well, unless... May I suggest a trash campaign known as "Sarah's Gunt?"  Bring her gunt into the poli-commercialized mainstream (same thing all the extremist Republicans do with their AR-15's).  Humanize the gunt.  Show it.  Feed it.  Give it a voice.  Make it sweat.  Hold it accountable.

The Bee Gees played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times back in the mid to late 70's.  If I could go back in time, they'd be at the top my concert bucket list.  But alas, I am only a mere mortal.  Although I did portray a deity in a "novel" endeavor about 5 years ago.


The Big Lie 100: (#513) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

 

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