#1351. Lake's A Fucking Cunt

Arizona Gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake...

thinks she's the Game of Thrones equivalent of Jon Snow.

Hey, she was hand-picked by the Orange Prolapse to defend the House of Trump and the Southwest quadrant.

The AZ primary is scheduled for August 2.  Although Lake will win the Republican primary, she's gonna get thrashed in the general by Democrat Katie Hobbs.  Regardless of the vote margin, and based on her campaign statements and debate appearances, I suspect she won't concede.  She'll whine and bitch about how the election was stolen.  Consistent with the big lie.  Therefore, henceforth, I formally decree Lake, an anti-Deomcratic fucking cunt.

 

Lake’s a Fucking Cunt
sonofsaf

Ivanka is a Jew
Ivanka is a Jew
Ivanka Trump’s the daughter-wife of a clown
She takes it in the rear end
She won’t defend her rectum
That Kushner is a Jew when you strip it all down

Trump is bad at fatherhood
And Kari Lake’s the whore of motherhood
Begging for some dollars all by design
But Jared’s a Jew, babe
Ivanka is one too, babe
It’s all about the biz and public dime

Now Kari Lake’s a cunt baby
Kari Lake’s a piece of shit baby
Her asshole’s makin’ some sounds
A sack of bullshit
That needs to be lit
Not a lotta fun
Kari Lake’s a fucking cunt

We’re wishin’ Donald Trump dies
He will not stop spreading his lies
Lake thinks she’s Kristi Noem and hates abortion
But semen is a cumin’
When you kiss the Orange Prolapse ring
‘Cause it’s Donald Trump that we defend

Now Kari Lake’s a cunt baby
Kari Lake’s a piece of shit baby
Her asshole’s makin’ some sounds
A sack of bullshit
That needs to be lit
Not a lotta fun
Kari Lake’s a fucking cunt

Kari Lake’s a cunt baby
Kari Lake’s a piece of shit baby
Her asshole’s makin’ some sounds
A sack of bullshit
That needs to be lit
Not a lotta fun
Kari Lake’s a fucking cunt

Kari Lake’s a cunt baby
Kari Lake’s a piece of shit baby
Her asshole’s makin’ some sounds
A sack of bullshit
That needs to be lit
Not a lotta fun
Kari Lake’s a fucking cunt

Ivanka is a Jew
Ivanka is a Jew
Ivanka Trump is the daughter-wife of a clown

 

Take It On The Run
REO Speedwagon

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin' around
They say you got a boyfriend
You're out late every weekend
They're talkin' about you and it's bringin' me down

But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But I'm telling you, babe
That I don't think it's true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind

You take it on the run baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it
Not for a minute
You're under the gun
So you take it on the run

You're thinking up your white lies
You're putting on your bedroom eyes
You say you're coming home but you won't say when
But I can feel it coming
If you leave tonight keep running
And you need never look back again

You take it on the run baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it
Not for a minute
You're under the gun
So you take it on the run

Take it on the run baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it
Not for a minute
You're under the gun
So you take it on the run

Take it on the run baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it
Not for a minute
You're under the gun
So you take it on the run

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin' around

 

 

 

REO Speedwagon make their seemingly triumphant return to Star Lake on September 10.  Along with Styx and Loverboy.  Gonna be a hot Saturday night.

 

REO Speedwagon:

7-5-09, Wheeling Island Stadium, Wheeling, WV  (w/ 38 Special and Styx)

7-8-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Def Leppard & Tesla)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#527)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

Please do not share this material with Kari Lake and/or former President Donald J. Trump.