Monday, July 25, 2022

#1364. Dan Cox Wants Anal

Good news out of the Republican party.  If you were ever in search of a political oxymoron... Governor Larry Hogan (R-MD), a relatively normal human being, just announced that he will not be supporting right wing extremist, Trump sycophant, and all-around nut job Dan Cox.


Outgoing Governor Larry Hogan on the left.  Q-Anon lunatic Trumper on the far right.

And this shit's gonna get much worse when the Cox cums out on Fox.  Out of the closet and informs Maryland voters that he has always been a down-low faggot.  Not a good look.  Well, unless you're a Chesapeake Log Cabinite.

Daniel Cox is an ass muncher!  I'm sorry.  It's true.

 

 

Dan Cox Wants Anal
sonofsaf

He’ll always defend the insurrection
Libtards his enemy
Yes, Maryland calls him a dumb cunt
A MAGA treat for all to see

Donald Trump lies ‘bout being white now
An orange clown that’s right
Yeah, he will defile Ivanka’s cunt
Donald’s gonna fake all the news tonight

Daniel Cox wants anal
And his asshole is fair game
Oh, yeah, Dan Cox wants anal
Never was a doubt if he came

He slipped his cock in a Stormy socket
Biden’s the boss oh what the heck
Doesn’t care if it’s a dildo toy
He’s the ass we have all come to regret
You bet

Daniel Cox wants anal
His asshole is fair game
Oh, yeah, Dan Cox wants anal
Never was a doubt if he came

His butthole will discover
Anal rape’s very mean
Yeah, sodomy’s disgustin’
MAGA’s free, yeah, free
Trump is your king

Donald Trump lies ‘bout being white now
He’s an orange clown that’s right
Yeah, he will defile Ivanka’s cunt
Donald’s gonna fake all the news tonight
Alright, yeah, heah

Dan Cox wants anal
Never was a doubt if he came
Oh, yeah, heah, anal
His asshole is fair game
Oh, ooh, oh, oh, anal
And his asshole is fair game

Oh, oh, oh, Dan Cox wants anal
Never a doubt
Yeah, ee, eah, eah, eah, eah
There’s no doubt
He’s so fucking gay
His asshole is fair game

 

She Talks To Angels
Black Crowes

She never mentions the word "addiction"
In certain company
Yes, she'll tell you she's an orphan
After you meet her family

She paints her eyes as black as night now
Pulls those shades down tight
Yeah, she gives a smile when the pain come
The pain gonna make everything alright

Says she talks to angels
They call her out by her name
Oh, yeah, she talks to angels
Says they call her out by her name

She keeps a lock of hair in her pocket
She wears a cross around her neck
Yes, the hair is from a little boy
And the cross is someone she has not met
Not yet

Says she talks to angels
Says they all know her name
Oh, yeah, she talks to angels
Says they call her out by her name

She don't know no lover
None that I ever seen
Yeah, to her that ain't nothin'
But to me, yeah, me
Means everything

She paints her eyes as black as night now
She pulls those shades down tight
Oh, yeah, there's a smile when the pain comes
The pain gonna make everything alright
Alright, yeah, heah

She talks to angels
Says they call her out by her name
Oh, yeah, heah, angels
Call her out by her name
Oh, ooh, oh, oh, angels
They call her out by her name

Oh, oh, oh, she talks to angels
They call her out
Yeah, ee, eah, eah, eah, eah
Call her out
Don't you know that they
Call her out by her name?



Since 1990, the Black Crowes have played the Burgh 18 times.  

Missed their 2021 show at Star Lake.  Not sure why.


Black Crowes:

5-21-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

6-28-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-17-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA 

 

Chris Robinson Brotherhood:

2-8-15, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

9-27-15, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

9-24-16, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

8-27-17, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

10-31-18, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#540)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

 

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