#1322. Hern's A Bitch

Kevin Hern (R-OK) is widely known as the McCongressman.

He owns 10 McDonald's franchises in and around the Tulsa area.  So it's no wonder he got an endorsement from the Orange Prolapse.  A few years ago, Hern wrote in an email to supporters...

“Did you know President Trump loves McDonald’s?  His go-to order was recently revealed: two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted shake!

Granted, that made me physically ill.  But it also served as the framework for the 2nd chapter of my infamous heavy metal cookbook Ketosis Psychosis.

 

A serial killer thriller like no other.

 

 

 

Hern’s A Bitch
sonofsaf

Hern’s a bitch
Hern’s a bitch
Hern’s a bitch
Hern’s a bitch

Such an ass
Shitting on a throne
Trump is gay
Election wasn’t won
Donald is weak
Spreading the big lie
A salad’s tossed
The Orange Prolapse is why

White and young
Ivanka is fucked up

Fuck yourself
Got some shit to sell
Donald's a clown
Can’t punctuate or spell
A retard
He pisses in a flood
To close the sale
As a liar should
Has no shame
Don’t you dare ask why
Oppress the weak
We hope that liar dies
The value meals
Big Macs are the way
Stupid cunt
Donald Trump is gay

White and young
Ivanka is fucked up
Fake news is king
Fake news is king good

Such an ass
Shitting on a throne
Hern’s a bitch
Hurt his ass and moan
Hern’s a bitch
Hurt his ass and moan
Hern’s a bitch
Hurt his ass and moan

 

Burn The Witch
Queens Of The Stone Age

Burn the witch
Burn the witch
Burn the witch
Burn the witch

Holding hands
Skipping like a stone
On our way
To see what we have done
The first to speak
Is the first to lie
The children cross
Their hearts and hope to die

Bite your tongue
Swear to keep your mouth shut

Ask yourself
Will I burn in Hell?
Then write it down
And cast it in the well
There they are
The mob it cries for blood
To twist the tale
Into fire wood
Fan the flames
With a little lie
Then turn your cheek
Until the fire dies
The skin it peels
Like the truth, away
What it was
I will never say

Bite your tongue
Swear to keep your mouth shut
Make up something
Make up something good

Holding hands
Skipping like a stone
Burn the witch
Burn to ash and bone
Burn the witch
Burn to ash and bone
Burn the witch
Burn to ash and bone

 

Not really a fan of this song.  Favorite QOTSA tune?  Plenty to choose from.  Just off the top of my head it's probably "Turnin' On The Screw."

About 20 years ago, I had a chance afternoon encounter with my buddy Sleeping Giant Sam in the Star Lake parking lot for Lollapalooza.  He introduced me to his new wife Skittle.  But they couldn't really talk because they were hurrying to get inside to see Queens of the Stone Age.  One of the greatest concert openers of all-time was playing in the background... You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire."  I chose to skip the band and listen from the lot.  Tailgaters prerogative.

Queens Of The Stone Age:

7-19-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

9-14-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

9-13-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#498) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

 

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