#1317. Thomas Cole Has No Regrets

Tom Cole (R-OK) would sooner suck Trump's dick then take a principled stand and disavow the big lie.

Cole just has this peculiar smile.  Kind of like an asymmetric glance of mild constipation.

Cole's merely adhering to the Mitch McConnell playbook.  Hey, why bother making a difficult decision, when it can be made for you in advance?  Republican politicians shouldn't have to be bothered with the time consuming task of weighing pros and cons.  They're too busy raising money and kissing the ass of the Orange Prolapse.  

 

Thomas Cole Has No Regrets
sonofsaf

So Oklahoma gets colder and Donald is older
Trump’s a fuck to me
‘Cause he’s an Orange Prolapse clown
Hair of a mop and mushroom dick for all to see
Ivanka’s bleedin’ straight from her cunt
And her tampon's so leary with minimal gunt
Because Donald Trump’s so fucked up and makes everyone sick
Stop turnin’ those tricks
Trump’s a baby
Thomas Cole has no regrets
Donald’s a pounder of a quarter
The clown eats McNuggets like a pure retard
Stormy isn't his neighbor
Jared’s a Jew but Ivanka’s the star
Yeah Truth Social will be stinging ‘cause his beef ain’t long
The Proud Boys singin' white supremacy songs
And all you want is an abortion pill for a fix
Supreme Court will nix
Trump’s a baby
Thomas Cole has no regrets
Oklahoma’s sayin’ he’s not obscene
Oklahoma’s prayin’ that it’s all a wet dream
Donald’s a piece of shit is fake news that ain’t right
Heh ain’t right

Ivanka’s bleedin’ straight from her cunt
All of them conspired stealing votes just for fun
Well all Trump’s children are out there flicking their Bics
Makin' all of us sick
Trump’s a baby
Thomas Cole has no regrets
Said that fuckin’ Trump’s a baby
Thomas Cole has no regrets

 

Rock And Roll Never Forgets
Bob Seger

So you're a little bit older and a lot less bolder
Than you used to be
So you used to shake 'em down
But now you stop and think about your dignity
So now sweet sixteens turned thirty-one
You get to feelin' weary when the work days done
Well all you got to do is get up and into your kicks
If you're in a fix
Come back baby
Rock and roll never forgets
You better get yourself a partner
Go down to the concert or the local bar
Check the local newspapers
Chances are you won't have to go too far
Yeah the rafters will be ringing cause the beat's so strong
The crowd will be swaying and singing along
And all you got to do is get in into the mix
If you need a fix
Come back baby
Rock and roll never forgets
Oh the bands still playing it loud and lean
Listen to the guitar player making it scream
All you got to do is just make that scene tonight
Heh tonight

Well now sweet sixteens turned thirty-one
Feel a little tired feeling under the gun
Well all Chuck's children are out there playing his licks
Get into your kicks
Come back baby
Rock 'n Roll never forgets
Said you can come back baby
Rock 'n Roll never forgets

 

Glad I got see Bob Seger before he retired.  Hey, better late than never.  Kinda surprised he's never played the Super Bowl halftime show.  Then again, he'd probably think the melodrama of it all would be silly and embarrassing.  Not to mention obnoxious.  Just a hunch.

Seger might be the most underrated, underappreciated rock and roller of 'em all.  I'd have to think about it.  Hey, he's basically the reason I drank Coors Light for a decade (2010 -2020).  A fine representation of the Silver Bullet.  Just for the record, my other cheap beer choices include... Rolling Rock (1990 - 2000) & Miller Lite (2000 - 2010).  And this decade, I'm into an I.C. Light phase.

Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band:

10-17-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#492) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

 

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