#1371. Donahue

Idaho's wannabe tough guy, Canyon County Sheriff Kieran Donahue, recently went on Fox News and called Joe Biden an "idiot."

Cowboy hats on Fox are all the rage. 

In Ohio.

In Wisconsin.

In the studio.

Even a pedophile ex-judge from Alabama

I'd like to see a "cowboy hat night" on Fox.  Put 'em on everyone.  Sean Hannity, Fucker Carlson, Jeanine Pirro, Jared Kushner, Sidney Powell, even the Orange Prolapse himself!

 

 

Donahue
sonofsaf

Donald lied, didn’t win
He’ll abuse the system
Bad in the sack, yeah, he’s orange and old
Fuck should be in prison

Cheating’s no crime
Stormy D. was not a Jew
Her cunt wasn’t wetter  
Fuck Sheriff Kieran Donahue  

Well, one thing’s for sure she didn’t cum
Stormy’s big tits and fuckin’ bullshit
That Donald Trump could be a king, regicide would hurt
If I could

Cheating’s no crime
Stormy D. was not a Jew
Her cunt wasn’t wetter
Fuck Sheriff Kieran Donahue

Mo drama!
Donahue
Donahue, mo drama!
Donahue
Gonna, gonna, gonna, be so white
Donahue

Cheating’s no crime
Stormy D. was not a Jew
Her cunt wasn’t wetter
Fuck Sheriff Kieran Donahue  

Cheating’s no crime
Stormy D. was not a Jew
Her cunt wasn’t wetter
Fuck Sheriff Kieran Donahue
Her cunt wasn’t wetter
Fuck Sheriff Kieran Donahue
Sheriff Kieran Donahue
Her cunt wasn’t wetter
Fuck Sheriff Kieran Donahue

 

Black And Blue
Van Halen

Slip n' slide, push it in
Bitch sure got the rhythm
I'm holding back, yeah, I got control
Hooked into her system

Don't draw the line
Honey, I ain't through with you
The harder the better
Let's do it 'til we're black and blue

Well, you never know when love will come
Gotta get it while you got it
A little bit of everything, even when it hurts
Sure feels good

Don't draw the line
Honey, I ain't through with you
The harder the better
Let's do it 'til we're black and blue

Yo mama!
Black and blue
Black and blue, yo mama!
Black and blue
Gotta, gotta, gotta, get it right
Black and blue

Don't draw the line
Honey, I ain't through with you
The harder the better
We'll do it 'til we're black and blue

Don't draw the line
Baby, I ain't through with you
The harder the better
Let's do it 'til we're black and blue
The wetter the better
Let's do it 'til we're black and blue
Do it 'til we're black and blue
The wetter the better
Let's do it 'til we're black and blue

A catchy tune I suppose... that ranks somewhere between lame and moronically pathetic.

From 1978 to 2015, some form of Van Halen has played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.

Van Halen:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pitttsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)
6-29-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
3-21-08, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
3-30-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-28-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The infamous "return of David Lee Roth" show at Mellon Arena back in 2008 was quite possibly one of the worst concerts I've ever witnessed.  Just a sheer embarrassment.  I took a crew up in the limo.  One of the guys, whose name rhymes with "Mean Yawners," told me "it was the greatest night of his adult life."  I looked at him, deadpan, square in the eye and said... "You gotta be fucking kidding me!  That concert was the dumbest moment of my adult life."   

All of them wanted to go to the South Side after the concert.  But I told them no dice.  And explained how I didn't like taking the limo over there (traffic, drunken imbeciles, narrow streets, etc.).  We compromised and ended up hitting a bar in Steubenville.  They all looked at me with a degree of confusion and consternation as I sat at the bar and drank my scotch.  I dumped them off at their vehicles around 2 am.  Alright, everyone get the fuck out!

Needless to say, they didn't tip me.  Can't say I blame 'em.

The Big Lie 100: (#547)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1366.  Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1367.  Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)

#1368.  Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)

#1369.  Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1370.  Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)

#1371.  Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen)

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