I've often wondered why more Fox News personalities, people like Sean Hannity, don't just blatantly sell political endorsements. Of course, a normal news organization would frown upon such activity. But this is fuckin' Fox we're talkin' about.
Anyway, I think the future of U.S. politics is increasingly headed in that direction. More endorsements from TV celebrities, movie stars, sports heroes and quasi-journalists. Seriously, if you were running for Congress in Southwestern PA, would you rather be endorsed by Troy Polamalu...
or Allegheny County Executive Rich "Fracking Fuck" Fitzgerald?
Just sayin.'
Scantlebury
sonofsaf
Donald Trump got played
120K for fear of sayin’ she got laid
Stormy Daniels wasn’t the girl for me
Another Mar-A-Lago goon
Irritating sound of an orange buffoon
The sorrow always grows like a rocket to the moon
Donald isn’t white he’s fucked up
Donald isn’t white he’s fucked up, fucked up
Donald isn’t white he’s fucked up
Donald isn’t white and so unkind
His morning wood’s the worst erection to sell
Arizona’s Scantlebury
Hell
Donald isn’t white and he’s fucked up fucked up
Hell
Arizona’s Scantlebury
Hell
Donald isn’t white he’s fucked up fucked up
Donald Trump got played
120K for fear of sayin’ she got laid
Stormy Daniels wasn’t the girl for me
Another Mar-A-Lago goon
Irritating sound of an orange buffoon
The sorrow always grows like a rocket to the moon
Donald isn’t white he’s fucked up
Donald isn’t white he’s fucked up, fucked up
Donald isn’t white he’s fucked up
Donald isn’t white and so unkind
His morning wood’s the worst erection to sell
Arizona’s Scantlebury
Hell
Donald isn’t white and he’s fucked up fucked up
Hell
Arizona’s Scantlebury
Hell
Donald isn’t white he’s fucked up fucked up
Hell
Arizona’s Scantlebury
Hell
Donald isn’t white he’s fucked up fucked up
Hell
Arizona’s Scantlebury
Hell
Donald isn’t white he’s fucked up fucked up
Morning Glory
Oasis
All your dreams are made
When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade
Today's the day that all the world will see
Another sunny afternoon
Walking to the sound of my favorite tune
Tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon
Need a little time to wake up
Need a little time to wake up, wake up
Need a little time to wake up
Need a little time to rest your mind
You know you should so I guess you might as well
What's the story morning glory?
Well?
You need a little time to wake up wake up
Well?
What's the story morning glory?
Well?
Need a little time to wake up wake up
All your dreams are made
When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade
Today's the day that all the world will see
Another sunny afternoon
Walking to the sound of my favorite tune
Tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon
Need a little time to wake up
Need a little time to wake up wake up
Need a little time to wake up
Need a little time to rest your mind
You know you should so I guess you might as well
What's the story morning glory?
Well?
You need a little time to wake up wake up
Well?
What's the story morning glory?
Well?
Need a little time to wake up wake up
Well?
What's the story morning glory?
Well?
Need a little time to wake up wake up
Well?
What's the story morning glory?
Well?
Need a little time to wake up wake up
Oasis played the Burgh twice back in the 90's. Me and Cleopatra Carmen hit their show at Duquesne University and then zipped over to Three Rivers Stadium and did some late night tailgating. 'Twas the night before the AFC Championship game. These backwoods guys we were partying with had a black pig named "Slash" in their van. In "honor" of Kordell Stewart.
"If the Steelers lose tomorrow, we're gonna slaughter this pig in the parking lot!"
Denver Broncos: 24
Pittsburgh Steelers: 21
Oasis:
1-10-98, A.J. Palumbo Center, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#533)
#1301. Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)
#1302. Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)
#1303. Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)
#1304. Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)#1305. Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)
#1306. Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)
#1307. Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1308. Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)
#1309. Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)
#1310. The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1311. Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1312. Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)
#1313. Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)
#1314. McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)
#1315. Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1316. Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)
#1317. Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)
#1318. Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1320. Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)
#1321. The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)
#1322. Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#1323. Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)
#1324. Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)
#1325. Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)
#1326. Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)
#1328. Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)
#1329. Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)
#1330. He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)
#1331. Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)
#1332. Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)
#1333. Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)
#1334. Nunn (One --- Metallica)
#1335. Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)
#1336. Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)
#1337. Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)
#1338. Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)
#1339. He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1340. Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1341. Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)
#1342. Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)
#1343. Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)
#1344. Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)
#1345. Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)
#1346. Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)
#1347. Ivanka! (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)
#1348. Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1349. You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)
#1350. Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)
#1351. Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)
#1352. Jew (You --- Radiohead)
#1353. Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)
#1354. Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)
#1355. Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)
#1356. Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#1357. Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)
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