#1334. Nunn

Republicunt Zach Nunn says he's "gonna bring Iowa values to Washington."

Just what we need in D.C., eh?  A more corn-centric approach.

Not my intention to sound judgemental here. 

But Zach Nunn's a faggot ass corn-holing cocksucker.  Iowa voters should want none of that.

 

 

Nunn
sonofsaf

The Orange Prolapse is not a king
Donald Trump’s pies are full of cream
That clown is why we have bad dreams
And all of the violence you see

Stormy’s hardcore she wasn’t free
Very screwed up, hyperbole
Fat as shit the calories
McValue meal weight gain now

Fuck her chest because it’s the best
More porn, oh, for me

Tang of her poon is wet I feel
So much strife can’t cut a deal
Proud Boys are gonna stop the steal
Coup is a crime they will give

Kushner’s a Jew and nothing’s free
Joe Biden is the enemy
Hunter Biden anomaly
Fuck Trump’s wife she’s horny

Stormy’s chest because it’s the best
More porn, oh, for me

Wow his dick’s not long, he’s Zach Nunn
A wannabe
Stormy’s chest because it’s the best
More porn, oh, for me

Madness
Insanity’s free
All about me
Triple X hardcore
His mushroom dick
Wasn’t a lie
Crapping himself
Titties to fuck as well

Big Mac
McDonald’s large fry
Fake news he eats
Fake news he’s feeding
Fake news does harm
Fake news the dregs
Fake news I’m sold
Trump has some strife to sell

 

One
Metallica

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel the scream
This terrible silence stops me

Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Back in the womb it's much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I'll live

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Now the world is gone, I'm just one
Oh God, help me
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, help me

Darkness
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Landmine
Has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

Another excellent excerpt about corn... or if you prefer, maize.

Favorite Metallica album?  Gotta go with the obvious.  Master of Puppets.  The disc literally and physically changed everyone's life.  Ushering in a wave of metallic energy that permanently altered the rock'n'roll universe.  Am I being melodramatic?  Uh, not really.

Metallica:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

6-22-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH

11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH

4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

3-26-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#510) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

 

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