#1342. Scott Perry Will Fuck You

One of several House members who begged the Orange Prolapse for a pardon regarding their prominent role in perpetuating 2020 election fraud.

Scott Perry (R-PA) learned a lot from the Orange Prolapse.  That being, you can go on Fox News and lie at-will.  But if you're in a court of law or testifying before Congress, it's just not as easy.  Things tend to be a little more complicated when you're under oath... bitch.

Perry is just one of at least 6 other fringe Republicans who requested pardons.

At least he's in good company I suppose.  Not pictured: Mo " Today is the day American patriots start taking down names and kicking ass" Brooks.  He was disposed of by fellow 'Bama Republicunt Katie Britt.

 

 

Scott Perry Will Fuck You
sonofsaf

Scott Perry will fuck you
A Pennsylvania screw
If Donald Trump was a king
And there was nothing to lose
Welcome to the nightmare of wet dreams
A mushroom MAGA thing that’s vicious
The Orange Prolapse you see
He makes me sing

Jared Kushner’s a Jew
And Ivanka’s one too
His dick won’t grow
She has a job to blow
Need I say fuck you

There’s an orange clown in Trump Tower
Big lies a flood of blood
Scott Perry will fuck you
Scott Perry will fuck you in the butt

Jared Kushner’s a Jew
And Ivanka’s one too
His dick won’t grow
She has a job to blow
Need I say fuck you

There’s an orange clown in Trump Tower
Big lies a flood of blood
Scott Perry will fuck you
Scott Perry will fuck you in the butt
Scott Perry will fuck you in the butt
Scott Perry will fuck you in the butt

 

The Very Thought Of You
Rod Stewart

The very thought of you
And I forget to do
The little ordinary things
That everyone ought to do
I'm living in a kind of daydream
I'm happy as a king and foolish
Though it may seem to me
That's everything

The mere idea of you
The longing here for you
You'll never know
How slow the moments go
'Til I'm near to you

I see your face in every flower
You eyes in stars above
It's just the thought of you
The very thought of you my love

The mere idea of you
The longing here for you
You'll never know
How slow the moments go
'Til I'm near to you

I see your face in every flower
You eyes in stars above
It's just the thought of you
The very thought of you my love
The very thought of you my love
The very thought of you my love

Don't care much for this song.  A little too "croony" for my tastes.

Since 1971, Rod Stewart has ventured to the Burgh an impressive 20 times.  Only seen him once.

He makes his relatively triumphant return on Wednesday, September 7, 2022 at PPG Paints Arena.  It's the day after the final 2022 primary election cycle.   It's also the day after I intend to self-publish my 10th book.  So it's also probably the day we'll get "surprise" visit from... well, take your pick (cops, DHS, FBI, Secret Service, who knows... the governmental sky's the limit).

Rod Stewart:

8-11-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#518) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

 

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