Markwayne Mullin is set to face off against T.W. Shannon in a run-off set for August 23, 2022.
This election will determine who becomes the Republican candidate for U.S. Senate in Oklahoma.
Lemme save you some time from speculating. Mullin (the white guy) is going to beat Shannon (the black guy) by a significant margin. Unless, well unless, T.W. goes around to Sooner karaoke bars and sings my latest parody. Also, refer to him as "Fartpain" Mullin.
Obviously, the Orange Prolapse has endorsed Markwayne Mullin .
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In a word, blather. In two words, customary blather.
Face Mullin
sonofsaf
Well he has a tiny mushroom penis
Trump can’t shoot a birdie or par
His asshole is a-shittin’ fecal
Trump’s oranger than the planet Mars
He’s lovin’ Stormy Daniels braless
Fuckface Mullin superstar
Markwayne Markwayne
MarkWayne he’s fuckface Mullin
Markwayne Markwayne Markwayne
Face Mullin
Surrender to the coup d’etat plot
‘Cause the Proud Boys are here to stay
Trump gave his daughter-wife a cumshot
Ivanka’s hot and wet puss-say.
Oklahoma is the state we’re dissin’
Facefuck Mullin superstar
Markwayne Markwayne
Markwayne he’s fuckface Mullin
Markwayne Markwayne Markwayne
Face Mullin
A know-it-all that’s so disapproving
Trump’s shittin’ in a gold latrine
Yeah yeah yeah yeah MAGA’s red
Piece of shit is not a king
Oklahoma is the state we’re dissin’
‘Cause Donald Trump is really gay
Still lovin’ Stormy Daniels braless
Fuckface Mullin’s here to stay
Markwayne Markwayne
Markwayne he’s fuckface Mullin
Markwayne Markwayne Markwayne
Face Mullin
Markwayne Markwayne
Markwayne he’s fuckface Mullin
Markwayne Markwayne Markwayne
Face Mullin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Face Mullin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Face Mullin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Face Mullin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Face Mullin
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Space Truckin’
Deep Purple
Well we had a lot of luck on Venus
We always had a ball on Mars
We're meeting all the groovy people
We've rocked the Milky Way so far
We danced around with Borealis
We're space truckin' 'round the stars
Come on come on
Come on let's go Space Truckin'
Come on come on come on
Space Truckin'
Remember when we did the moonshot
And Pony Trekker led the way
We'd move to the Canaveral moonstop
And everynaut would dance and sway
We got music in our solar system
We're space truckin' 'round the stars
Come on come on
Come on let's go Space Truckin'
Come on come on come on
Space Truckin'
The fireball that we rode was moving
But now we've got a new machine
Yeah yeah yeah yeah the freaks said
Man those cats can really swing
They got music in their solar system
They've rocked around the Milky Way
They dance around with Borealis
They're Space Truckin' everyday
Come on come on
Come on let's go Space Truckin'
Come on come on come on
Space Truckin'
Come on come on
Come on let's go Space Truckin'
Come on come on come on
Space Truckin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Space Truckin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Space Truckin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Space Truckin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Space Truckin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Back in 1989, I'll never forget when Metallica lost the Grammy to Deep Purple. Oh wait, that was Jethro Tull. Same thing really. Metallica's "And Justice For All" album also lost to Jane's Addiction (Nothing Shocking), AC/DC (Blow up Your Video) and Iggy Pop (Cold Metal). There's a great trivia question in there somewhere.
Deep Purple:
6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ The Scorpions)
The Big Lie 100: (#514)
#1301. Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)
#1302. Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)
#1303. Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)
#1304. Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)#1305. Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)
#1306. Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)
#1307. Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1308. Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)
#1309. Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)
#1310. The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1311. Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1312. Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)
#1313. Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)
#1314. McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)
#1315. Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1316. Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)
#1317. Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)
#1318. Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1320. Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)
#1321. The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)
#1322. Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#1323. Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)
#1324. Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)
#1325. Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)
#1326. Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)
#1328. Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)
#1329. Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)
#1330. He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)
#1331. Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)
#1332. Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)
#1333. Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)
#1334. Nunn (One --- Metallica)
#1335. Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)
#1336. Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)
#1337. Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)
#1338. Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)
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