#1358. Daniel Cox

As expected, Trump sycophant Daniel Cox won the Republican primary race for Maryland Governor.

Votes are still be counted on the Democratic side.  

But it looks as though Wes Moore (writer, veteran, entrepreneur) will be his opponent come November.  #SmallCox #MoreMoore

Daniel Cox
sonofsaf

[4x]
3, 4!

Russian hookers pee shower me
Forty-five’s a bum
Trump’s such a douche bagging dude
Trump cannot get along

MAGA fuckin’ shit
So many can’t resist
Yo “Maryland rocks!”, “Daniel Cox!”
A bad wet dream
Makes me wanna scream
Yo “Maryland rocks!”, “Daniel Cox!”
“Maryland rocks!”, “Daniel Cox!”
“Maryland rocks!”, “Daniel Cox!”
“Maryland rocks!”, “Daniel Cox!”

Donald’s Rogaine he won’t share
His son-in-law’s a Jew
Piece of shit with some really bad hair
And he’ll fuck you too

Has a tiny dick
Still a piece of shit
Yo “Maryland rocks!”, “Daniel Cox!”
Trump didn’t win
Seven deadly sins
Go “Maryland rocks!”, “Daniel Cox!”
“Maryland rocks!”, “Daniel Cox!”
“Maryland rocks!”, “Daniel Cox!”
“Maryland rocks!”, “Daniel Cox!”

A fuckin’ retard his daughter fucks you
Her husband Kushner’s a fucking Jew
God damn cock blocking asshole for you
Yo “Maryland Rocks!”
Yeah “Daniel Cox!”

“Maryland rocks!” “Daniel Cox!” [9x]

Baltimore!

 

Cleveland Rocks
Presidents Of The United States Of America

[4x]
3, 4!

All this energy callin' me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs

All the little kids
Growing up on the skids
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
Jumpin' Jene Jene
And Movin' James Dean
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"

Mama knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phony affair
And the rent is due

All the little chicks
With their crimson lips
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
Livin' in sin
With a safety pin
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"

I've got some records from World War II
I play 'em just like me granddad do
He was a rocker and I am too
Go "Cleveland rocks!"
Yeah "Cleveland rocks!"

"Cleveland rocks!" "Cleveland rocks!" [9x]

Ohio!

I've never watched a single episode of The Drew Carey Show.  No desire.  Same thing with Home Improvement.  Again, no interest whatsoever.  For some odd reason I've always thought those two shows had a mutually symbiotic relationship.

Back in the summer of 2015, Mason and I spent an afternoon at the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame and later hit an MMJ show.  Well worth the visit.  I suggested to their museum curator that he should make a request to the general public.  For music lovers and concert goers to bequeath or donate their ticket stubs.  They could digitize everything, or at a bare minimum, make a giant collage of some sort.  How cool would that be?  Consider all of the extensive ticket stub collections that basically just end up being stored in an attic, or even worse, getting tossed in the trash.  Not on my watch! 

The museum curator was pleasant.  But in all honesty, he didn't give a shit.  Seemed more concerned about eating his lunch, which if memory serves me correct, was a baked potato from Wendy's.

I hate wireless tix almost as much as I despise the cell phones they're "on."

Presidents Of The United States Of America:

3-19-97, Metropol, Pittsburgh, PA

Presidents Of The United States of America:

Bill Clinton, George Bush, Barack Obama, & The Orange Prolapse.

The Big Lie 100: (#534)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

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