#1326. Hern's The Fuck To Blame

Kevin Hern (R-OK) really has the "pulse uh" of Tulsa.  

The self-professed McCongressman (he owns a bunch of Big Mac dispensaries) recently got an endorsement from Trump.

Part of an increasingly alarmist trend (one that you rarely hear about), the 2022 primary elections in Oklahoma were canceled.  Instead, statewide political insiders and operatives met in a back room and voted, er uh, "appointed" their favorite candidate.  This how Glenn Youngkin "won" his gubernatorial primary and went on to defeat Terry McCauliffe in Virginia.   So essentially, the Hern endorsement was a "gimme lay-up" for the Orange Prolapse.

Hey, it's a great way to win an election.  Simply don't have the election.

 

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Hern’s The Fuck To Blame
sonofsaf

Kevin loves the Orange Prolapse
Oh so wrong
Crime we must defend
Because of insurrection
1-6 was a massive con
There was no penalty
For Forty-Five got off scot-free.

A conspiracy is a crime
The big lie
Stormy had him drop his pants
Ate a Big Mac a la carte
We often pray that he might be queer
And show us his mushroom dong
He’s always gonna cause great harm
Melania is soft core
Trump needs a Stormy whore

Donald Trump’s fat
We must be discerning
Hern’s the fuck to blame
Trump is so fat
Such a cunt he always is the same
His son-in-law’s a damn Jew
Gonna circumcise the pain
Donald Trump’s fat
We must be discerning

Kevin Hern’s the fuck to blame

Chief of Staff is a Maker’s Mark
Meadows wrong
It’s time to shit the turds
Let’s keep promoting fear
And maybe, appealing to the fright
That Kevin Hern’s so white
So keep supporting the big lie
Wife Tammy’s a fucking whore
And Kevin’s gonna score

Donald Trump’s fat
We must be discerning
Hern’s the fuck to blame
Trump is so fat
Such a cunt he always is the same
His son-in-law’s a damn Jew
Gonna circumcise the pain
Donald Trump’s fat
We must be discerning

Kevin Hern’s the fuck to blame

Should've seen it all before
Your love's worth waiting for

Donald Trump’s fat
We must be discerning
Hern’s the fuck to blame
Trump is so fat
Such a cunt he always is the same
His son-in-law’s a damn Jew
Gonna circumcise the pain
Donald Trump’s fat
We must be discerning
Kevin Hern’s the fuck to blame
Kevin, circumcise the pain

 

Burning Like A Flame
Dokken

Never thought our love would last
For so long
Time and time again
I thought that you would be gone
Still we kept love hanging on
I guess it's meant to be
That your heart still belongs to me

And now we've stood the test of time
We survived
I asked for hope and a chance
You gave the key to your heart
You used to say that I'm not sincere
I'm gonna prove that you're wrong
I'm never gonna leave your arms
Should've realized before
Your love's worth waiting for

Don't you know that
It's our love that's burning
Burning like a flame
And you know that
It's out love that's never gonna change
'Cause every time I touch you
You just make me go insane
Don't you know that
It's our love that's burning

Our love burning like a flame

Like a fantasy in the dark
You were gone
I couldn't say the words
That you wanted to hear
But baby, now that I see the light
I feel it's burning so bright
So let's stop wasting all this time
Should've seen it all before
Our love's worth waiting for

Don't you know that
It's our love that's burning
Burning like a flame
And you know that
It's out love that's never gonna change
'Cause every time I touch you
You just make me go insane
Don't you know that
It's our love that's burning

Our love burning like a flame

Should've seen it all before
Your love's worth waiting for

Don't you know that
It's our love that's burning
Burning like a flame
And you know that
It's out love that's never gonna change
'Cause every time I touch you
You just make me go insane
Don't you know that
It's our love that's burning
Our love burning like a flame
Our love, never gonna change

 

This Dokken song was likely never meant to be parodied.  The lyrics are simple and straightforward.  But the "translation tempo" was pretty choppy.

Dokken:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pitttsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)
7-1-00, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-10-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#503) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

 

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