Tuesday, July 26, 2022

#1365. DeWine

Congratulations!  Republicans are now officially the party of rape and incest.  Trump being the face of rape.  And Mitch McConnell being the face of incest.

Outgoing Ohio Governor Mike DeWine is using the new Supreme Court ruling on abortion... to unleash his vengeance on a 10 year old girl who was raped.  It's called "pre-teen forced childbirth."  The young girl's best option was to seek an abortion in neighboring Indiana.  Upon her return to Ohio, DeWine wanted the girl to do jail time as punishment for her crime.  But the political optics would have reflected badly on his remaining few months in office.  So he's now pressing for criminal charges against her out-of-state physician.  Yep, sounds about right.


The Orange Prolapse beams with pride as 5' 7" Governor Mike DeWine (R-OH) pretends to stand tall.

If anyone out there personally knows Mike DeWine, I would encourage them to knock out his teeth with an old fashioned Coco curb stomp.  Hey, it's really not as bad as it sounds.  Why?  Because under Ohio state law, DeWine is legally allowed to schedule an appointment with any dentist, anywhere in the country.  And from what I understand, he has excellent health insurance which includes superior dental coverage.  So it would actually be a win-win.

Oh yeah.  DeWine also has 4 daughters and 26 grandchildren, many of them I presume to be young girls.  So if any of them are raped and become pregnant, that's actually a good thing.  Because all life is precious.  Right?



DeWine
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s an orange clown
Of that there can be no doubt
He always mentions polling
Faded glory to be sold now
Oh yeah
Select Committee he fears
Abortion’s misunderstood
He’s living down in Florida
And golfing Mar-A-Lago
Oh yeah

(It’s all a show) Spreading the big lie
(It’s all a show) Spreading the big lie

Insurrection was wild, Donald is gay
But the orange clown is here to stay
Yeah, Truth Social is full of lies, all through the day
Donald Trump is who we defend
Hey, stop stealing, stop stealing DeWine
DeWine, DeWine, DeWine

Oh, yeah
Mmmhh, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

Trump is a cunt no doubt
Psychotic dumbs hit he is
His ass is never cleaner
Golden toilet shitting
Oh yeah
Well, Trump’s stealing all the voters
Country keep on sinking
Spreading seeds of hate a sower
Does it without thinking

(It’s all a show) Spreading the big lie
(It’s all a show) Spreading the big lie

Insurrection was wild, Donald is gay
But the orange clown is here to stay
Yeah, Truth Social is full of lies, all through the day
Donald Trump is who we’ll defend
Hey, stop stealing, stop stealing DeWine
DeWine, DeWine, DeWine

Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
DeWine
Oh, oh, oh
(It’s all a show) Spreading the big lie

Insurrection was wild, Donald is gay
But the orange clown is here to stay
Yeah, Truth Social is full of lies, all through the day
Donald Trump is who we’ll defend
Stop stealing, stop stealing
Insurrection was wild, Donald is gay
But the orange clown is here to stay
And yeah, Truth Social is full of lies, all through the day
Donald Trump is who we’ll defend
Stop stealing, stop stealing DeWine
DeWine, DeWine, DeWine

 

Outshined
Soundgarden

I got up feeling so down
I got off being sold out
I've kept the movie rolling
But the story's getting old now
Oh yeah
Well, I just looked in the mirror
And things aren't looking so good
I'm looking California
And feeling Minnesota
Oh yeah

(So now you know) Who gets mystified
(So now you know) Who gets mystified

Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
Yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
'Till I'm up on my feet again
Hey, I'm feeling, I'm feeling outshined
Outshined, outshined, outshined

Oh, yeah
Mmmhh, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

Someone let the dogs out
They'll show you where the truth is
The grass is always greener
Where the dogs are shitting
Oh yeah
Well, I'm feeling that I'm sober
Even though I'm drinking
But I can't get any lower
Still I feel I'm sinking

(So now you know) Who gets mystified
(So now you know) Who gets mystified

Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
Yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
'Till I'm up on my feet again
I'm feeling, I'm feeling outshined
Outshined, outshined, outshined

Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Outshined
Oh, oh, oh
(So now you know) Who gets mystified

Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
Yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
Till I'm up on my feet again
I'm feeling, I'm feeling
Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
And yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
Till I'm up on my feet again
I'm feeling, I'm feeling outshined
Outshined, outshined, outshined




 

 

Soundgarden played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times (1989 - 2013).  The Upstage, City Limits, Metropol, Star Lake (Lollapalooza), and Stage AE.  Regrettably, their lead singer Chris Cornell, with arguably the best voice in the history of rock'n'roll, is dead.  He hung himself in 2017.


Soundgarden:

May 12, 2013, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#541)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

 

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