#1348. Herschel's Pain

The Orange Prolapse's latest political hot shot, er uh, hot shit candidate for U.S. Senate in Georgia is college football legend Herschel Walker.

Here's Walker explaining his thoughts on climate change and the Green New Deal...  

“We in America have some of the cleanest air and cleanest water of anybody in the world.

Under the Green New Deal, the U.S would spend “millions of billions of dollars cleaning our good air up.  Since we don’t control the air, our good air decided to float over to China’s bad air so when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move.  So it moves over to our good air space.  Then now we got to clean that back up, while they’re messing ours up.”

“So what we’re doing is just spending money.  Until these other countries can get on board and clean what they got up, it ain’t going to help us to start cleaning our stuff up.  We’re already doing it the right way.”

Hopefully not an eco-visionary most voters would seemingly identify with.  Then again, he's a Trumper.

 

Herschel’s Pain
sonofsaf

He never wanted to run for the Senate
He only wanted power and fame
The Donald’s toilet’s designed for shit and crapping
The Donald’s toilet is for crapping despite Herschel’s pain

Herschel’s pain, Herschel’s pain
Herschel’s pain, Herschel’s pain
Herschel’s pain, Herschel’s pain

The Donald’s toilet’s meant for bathing despite Herschel’s pain

He never thought they’d expose his baby’s mother
He only wanted that bullshit dog’s rear end
Baby, try to screw the Dems and you’ll discover
Donald Trump’s a piece of shit he'll defend

Herschel’s pain, Herschel’s pain
Herschel’s pain, Herschel’s pain
Herschel’s pain, Herschel’s pain

Dumb nigger’s got no clue they want to subsidize his pain

Funny hey Joe, hey Joe, hey Joe Biden’s crazy
The Orange Prolapse’s son-in-law’s a Jew
Ivanka too
He’s gay stick it in deeper
Butt sodomy isn’t very kind
Domestic violence bullshit
Kushner’s still a Jew despite Herschel’s pain

Herschel’s pain, Herschel’s pain
Herschel’s pain, Herschel’s pain

Wants a blow job for his dick that isn’t queer
Coup’s the major plan

Herschel’s pain, Herschel’s pain

The Donald’s toilet is why, Donald’s toilet is why
Lovin’ Herschel’s pain

 

Purple Rain
Prince

I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain

I only want to see you bathing in the purple rain

I never wanted to be your weekend lover
I only wanted to be some kind of friend
Baby, I could never steal you from another
It's such a shame our friendship had to end

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain

I only want to see you underneath the purple rain

Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
It's time we all reach out for something new
That means you too
You say you want a leader
But you can't seem to make up your mind
I think you better close it
And let me guide you to the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain

If you know what I'm singing about up here
C'mon, raise your hand

Purple rain, purple rain

I only want to see you, only want to see you
In the purple rain

 

From 1980 to 2004, Prince played the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.

I've always enjoyed the deliberately melodramatic, extended versions of Purple Rain.  

In a single, over-utilized word... epic.

Prince:

9-20-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-04, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

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#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

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#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

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#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

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