#1359. Cornyn Has Lied

Hypothetically, let's say Senator Mitch McConnell dies.  I mean... I know he's a proponent of the "long game."  But McConnell ain't no Kentucky Fried spring chicken.

 

It makes me wonder who would take over for Minority Mitch?  Senator John Thune (R-SD) or Senator John Cornyn (R-TX)?  For the love of all that is toiletry, that could make for the ultimate pay-per-view event.  A political battle of the Port-a-John's.  

Interestingly enough, the Orange Prolapse despises Thune.  Because back in 2016, he tweeted for Trump to abandon his presidential campaign after the "grab 'em by the pussy" ordeal.

 

However, in the past, Donald Trump has endorsed Cornyn.  Likely just an attempt to bolster his coveted win/loss percentage.  Whatever the case, I think it's relatively obvious that when Cornyn appears to be the least bit chummy with Mitch McConnell... it has gotta infuriate the hell outta Trump.  Hey, how could it not?  Think about who you're dealing with.  #RINOCOMPLEX

Cornyn Has Lied
sonofsaf

Watchin’ how the news fakes
Sharin’ all the big lies
‘Cause Jesus Christ for god sakes
Why is he outta line
Trump’s wet dream is Stormy
A Big Mac should be deep fried
That coup d’etat’s for me
Hey, the insurrection was not a crime

That mother, that fucker, John Cornyn has lied
That mother, that fucker, John Cornyn has lied

Fuck the Proud Boy MAGA nation
And your white supremacy
When Stormy sucks on your dick sir
Her blow job was never free
Orange Prolapse is bleeding
Donald’s the nightmare of a dream
Ivanka’s a dyke with cunt cream
Trump family is mean

That mother, that fucker, John Cornyn has lied
That mother, that fucker, John Cornyn has lied
That mother, that fucker, John Cornyn has lied

Mother, fucker Trump is a creep
1-6 was a crime, a bad crime
Mother, fucker Trump is gonna cream
Oh, the 1-6 crime
Oh, 1-6 was a crime

Oh, Donald Trump blows, do you think that 1-6 was a crime
Do you think that 1-6 was a crime, maybe
A bad crime, a bad crime
Listen, mother, fucker Trump is a creep
1-6 was a crime, a bad crime

Mother, fucker Trump is a creep
1-6 was a crime, a bad crime
Mother, fucker Trump’s gonna cream
1-6 was a crime, a bad crime

Cornyn has lied

Thorn In My Pride
Black Crowes

Wake me when the day breaks
Show me how the sun shines
Tell me about your heartaches
Who could be so unkind?
Do you dream to touch me?
And smile down deep inside
Or could you just kill me?
Hey, it's hard to make up your mind sometimes.

My angels, my devils, my thorn in my pride
My angels, my devils, my thorn in my pride

Are you wanting inspiration?
You spill your secrets on me
Then you tell me with a whisper
Of things that will never be.
Do you hear me breathing?
Does it make you want to scream?
Did you ever like a bad dream?
Sometimes life is obscene.

My angels, my devils, my thorn in my pride
My angels, my devils, my thorn in my pride
My angels, my devils, my thorn in my pride

Lover, cover me with your sleep
Let your love light shine, let it shine
Lover, cover me with a good dream
Oh, let your love light
Oh, let your love light shine

Oh, I wanna know, do you ever wanna let it shine?
Do you ever wanna let it shine, baby?
Your love light, your love light
Listen, lover, cover me with your sleep
Let your love light shine, let it shine

Lover, cover me with your sleep
Let your love light shine, let it shine
Lover, cover me with your dream
Let your love light shine, let it shine

Thorn in my pride

 

I have mixed emotions about the Black Crowes.  Some of their music is simply a generic Southern drag.  While some of their other material totally mesmerizes.  You just never really know exactly what you're gonna git.  

So who would I rather see?  The Black Crowes or CRB?  

Again, hypothetically?  Now that... is a tough one.  It'd probably depend on the venue and my general mood at the time.

Black Crowes:

5-21-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

6-28-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Jimmy Page - one of my all-time favorite shows)

8-17-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Chris Robinson Brotherhood:

2-8-15, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

9-27-15, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

9-24-16, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

8-27-17, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

10-31-18, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

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#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

Please do not share this material with Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.  Thune too.