#1335. Cline

Cum this November, Republicunt Ben Cline (R-VA) is looking to retain his House seat in a rematch against Jennifer Lewis (D).

The 6th District trends very red.  So Lewis is in for a tough fight.  However, with abortion rights on the ballot, I think she's got a better shot.

I'd encourage her to frame her opponent as a champion for rape and incest.  Seeking to punish and inflict misery and suffering upon the women of Virginia.  Hey, Virginia is still fundamentally a swing state.  Also, tie Cline's entire campaign to him being a Trump sycophant... and go from there.  Stock in the Orange Prolapse will be trending significantly downward as the mid-terms approach.

The time for Cline is over.

Cline
sonofsaf

Cline
Taker not a giver
Cline
Very Trumpy
‘Cause The Donald we must defend
Whenever
But Cline’s
A taker not a giver
Enemy

Flood of the blood
Jesus Christ whenever
Flood of the blood
Tampon from pussy
‘Cause The Donald we must defend
Whenever
But Cline’s
A taker not a giver (all a con)
Enemy
Enemy

Trump is wrong forever
Wrong forever
Wrong forever whore

Trump we’ll defend
Flood of blood whenever
Trump we’ll defend
The stars wait for me
‘Cause The Donald we must defend
Whenever
But Cline’s
A taker not a giver (all a con)
Enemy
Enemy

Trump is wrong forever
Wrong forever
Wrong forever whore

Forever whore

Forever whore

Forever whore

Forever whore

 

 

Time
Alan Parsons Project

Time
Flowing like a river
Time
Beckoning me
Who knows when we shall meet again
If ever
But time
Keeps flowing like a river
To the sea

Goodbye my love
Maybe for forever
Goodbye my love
The tide waits for me
Who knows when we shall meet again
If ever
But time
Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)
To the sea
To the sea

Till it's gone forever
Gone forever
Gone forevermore

Goodbye my friend
Maybe for forever
Goodbye my friend
The stars wait for me
Who knows where we shall meet again
If ever
But time
Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)
To the sea
To the sea

Till it's gone forever
Gone forever
Gone forevermore

Forevermore

Forevermore

Forevermore

Forevermore

A unique band that's been around for decades and undeservedly fallen below the radar.  

They're not even in the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame.  Shame.

Alan Parsons and his projectile vomiters have been to the Burgh a grand total of 3 times (1995, 1998, & 2018).

Alan Parsons Project:

11-13-18, Carnegie Music Hall of Homestead, Munhall, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#511) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

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