#1356. Lindell

So who gets the 2022 Orange Prolapse of the Year Award.  Let's be honest here.  There are just sooo many pieces of shit to choose from.

 

But any serious turd-oriented list would have to include the Minnesota My Pillow Fuck... Mike Lindell.  He often speaks at those Trump "Save America" rallies.  He'll be appearing in Prescott Valley, AZ this Friday.  He's always relegated to the opening act.  Talks openly about how he used to be a crackhead.  But then discovered Jesus Christ and started selling the best pillows in the history of sheets and bedding.  Then he fell in love with the Orange Prolapse.  And the rest is history.  What a compelling narrative!     

 

Lindell
sonofsaf

Donald Trumpers, and fat retards
You hearin’ what I say
Trump’s a bad joke drinks Diet Coke
Kushner’s a god damn fucking Jew
Ooooh Lindell
Mike “Pillow” Lindell
Ooooh Lindell
My Pillow guy will fuck you

Jared C. Kushner is a damn Jew
Fucked Ivanka did her harm
So fake news is a joke, the RINOs they’ll dispose
Fox News ain’t cool, Rupert too
Ooooh Lindell
Mike “Pillow” Lindell
Ooooh Lindell
My Pillow guy will fuck you

Now Donald Trump’s alarming
Asshole’s got a real bad attitude
He just keeps bringin’ on the sorrow
All the sorrow his daughter-wife’s a Jew
Ooooh Lindell
Mike “Pillow” Lindell
Ooooh Lindell
My Pillow guy will fuck you

Hey, Jared’s a Jew
Fucked Ivanka did her harm
She blows because she’s a whore

That Jared Kushner’s a fuckin’ Jew
And Ivanka isn’t black
They make us sick, but they’re far less thick
It is soundin’ like they will both suck my dick
Ooooh Lindell
Mike “Pillow” Lindell
Ooooh Lindell
My Pillow guy will fuck you
Ooooh Lindell
Mike “Pillow” Lindell
Ooooh Lindell
My Pillow guy will fuck you

 

That Smell
Lynyrd Skynyrd

Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
Oak tree you're in my way
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Angel of darkness is upon you
Stuck a needle in your arm
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
One more drink fool, will drown you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Now they call you Prince Charming
Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes
Say you'll be all right come tomorrow
But tomorrow might not be here for you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Hey, you're a fool you
Stick them needles in your arm
I know I been there before

One little problem that confronts you
Got a monkey on your back
Just one more fix, Lord might do the trick
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Great scene from Blow.  Such a solid movie.  

I will say one thing.  It gave me a new appreciation for Pee Wee Herman.

From 1975 to 2018, Lynyrd Skynyrd has played the Burgh a grand total of 30 times.  Impressive.  Surprisingly, I've never seen them live.  However, I have scalped a few of their concerts.  This one time, they showed up at Star Lake with Hank Williams Jr. back in the late 90's.  The parking lot was a total drunken bloodbath.  Never seen so many arrests for fighting and public intox.  Probably the most violent lot scene in the history of Star Lake.

The Big Lie 100: (#532)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

 

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