#1315. Thomas Cole

Wouldn't it be amusing if one of these safe incumbent Republicans in a solid red, gerrymandered District chose to actually reject Trump's endorsement?  Simply based on the the whole insurrection bit.  You know... the trying to terminate Democracy angle.

Orange Prolapse meet'n'greet with Tom Cole (R-OK).  Pleased to meat ya!

Yeah, sure.  As if any legit Republican conservative, other than Liz Cheney, would be able to summon the requisite courage.

 

Thomas Cole
sonofsaf

Asshole wants a corning (corning)
On a toilet he’s stalling (stalling)
An Orange Prolapse burning ass display

Their Congressman’s electric (hectic)
Shits in a tank that’s septic (that’s septic)
A fucking anal cancer you see
Trust me, mankind Trump will haunt

‘Cause he’s Thomas Cole
He’s white and old
A toilet stall is where he wants to fight
Woah
Woaaah

A long red tie The Donald wears (Donald wears)
Cooks like a spook, okay K.K. (K.K.K.)
I bet you feel he’s orange DJ Trumpy

Butthole still wants corning (wants corning)
Coup and the cops still mourning (mourning)
The news is fake CNN you see
Trust me, Oklahoma’s haunted

‘Cause he’s Thomas Cole
He’s white and old
A toilet stall is where he wants to fight
Woah
Woaaah

(Thomas Cole)
Yeah he’s Thomas Cole
He’s Thomas Cole
A toilet stall
He’s Thomas Cole

Trump is orange but thinks he’s white
Woah
Whoa
A toilet stall
He’s Thomas Cole

He’s Thomas Cole
He’s Thomas Cole
He’s Thomas Cole
He’s Thomas Cole
He’s Thomas Cole
[fade out]

 

Heart And Soul
Huey Lewis & The News

Two o'clock this morning (morning)
If she should come a-calling Calling)
I couldn't dream of turning her away

And if it got hot and hectic (hectic)
I know she'd be electric (electric)
I'd let her take her chances with me
You see, she gets what she wants

'Cause she's heart and soul
She's hot and cold
She's got it all, hot loving every night
Woah
Woaaah

Well, can't you see her standing there (standing there)
See how she looks, see how she cares (how she cares)
I let her steal the night away from me

Nine o'clock this morning (this morning)
She left without a warning (warning)
I let her take advantage of me
You see, she got what she wanted

'Cause she's heart and soul
She's hot and cold
She's got it all, hot loving every night
Woah
Woaaah

(Heart and soul)
Yeah she's heart and soul
She's hot and cold
She's got it all
She's heart and soul

She's got loving every night
Woah
Woaaah
She's got it all
She's heart and soul

She's heart and soul
She's heart and soul
She's heart and soul
She's heart and soul
She's heart and soul
[fade out]

 

Huey Lewis & The Fake News:

1988, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

 

The Big Lie 100: (#490) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

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