#1349. You God Damn Jew

This parody was originally entitled "Kushner's A Jew."  

That boychick sure loves his walls!

But I decided to make it a little more all-inclusive.  If Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netenyahu ever stages a legit comeback, you could also substitute "Netanyahu."

 

You God Damn Jew
sonofsaf

Crime after crime he shits and he hates build the wall
We know he is cruel and possibly gay
And he’s never nice I say fuck you, god damn Jew
Cunt what a ho, Diet Coke he sips he’s a Big Mac eatin’ clown
The weight he has gained, Trump’s such a bad lay
An Orange Prolapse and daughter-wife say fuck you, god damn Jew

You god damn Jew, wants it deep in his ass
The coup was wild you’re a whore
You god damn Jew, fucking your hole at long last
Dildos are tools, the colors are cool
Stormy D. was a whore hardcore..............such a whore

Mar-A-Lago….Mar-A-Lago…Mar-A-Lago..Mar-A-Lago..
Mar-A-Lago….Mar-A-Lago…Mar-A-Lago..Mar-A-Lago..
Mar-A-Lago….Mar-A-Lago…Mar-A-Lago..Mar-A-Lago..

Circumcised Jew, wants it deep in his ass
The coup was wild you’re a whore
Circumcised Jew, fucking your hole at long last
Your asshole’s apart, Big Mac a la carte
Donald Trump is insincere

 

Suite Madame Blue
Styx

Time after time I sit and I wait for your call
I know I'm a fool but what can I say
Whatever the price I'll pay for you, Madame Blue
Once long ago, a word from your lips and the world turned around
But somehow you've changed, you're so far away
I long for the past and dream of the days with you, Madame Blue

Suite Madame Blue, gaze in your looking glass
You're not a child anymore
Suite Madame Blue, the future is all but past
Dressed in your jewels, you made your own rules
You conquered the world and more ..............heaven's door

America....America...America..America..
America....America...America..America..
America....America...America..America..

Red white and blue, gaze in your looking glass
You're not a child anymore
Red, white, and blue, the future is all but past
So lift up your heart, make a new start
And lead us away from here

From 1971 to 2018, Styx has played the Burgh a rather impressive 31 times.  Just about every venue imaginable.  They'll make their return in the fall at Star Lake (September 10, 2022).  Along with Reo Speedwagon and Loverboy.  Tennessee plays Pitt at newly named Acrishit Stadium the same day.  3:30pm kickoff.  Might have to make a day of it.

Styx:

2-19-04, Capitol Music Hall, Wheeling, WV (ManBoy Lovechild was trying to impress these young ladies with his backstage pass.  So I asked him if he could "get Styx to sign my dick."  The girls laughed.  He would later accuse me of an attempted cock-block). 

8-22-08, Consol Energy Park, Washington, PA (listened outside in the parking lot w/ Becky & Jake)

7-5-09, Wheeling Island Stadium, Wheeling, WV

5-8-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

10-2-16, Heinz Field, Steelers vs. Chiefs, Pittsburgh, PA (national anthem)

7-14-18 KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#525)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

 

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