#1320. Kristina Blackout

Trump recently endorsed a black female for Michigan Secretary of State.  She's all on board the Trump Train.  Choo Choo!  Could be worse I suppose.  What if she was Jewish?  Jew Jew!

Kristina Kamaro seems to enjoy the Orange Prolapse's company.

 

Ah yes, the one who referred to legal abortion as "satanic child sacrifice."

Win or lose... she could be Trump's first ever female house... 

'Cause you know, that whole saga with Omerosa did not end well.

 

Kristina Black Out
sonofsaf


1-6 is about
Kamaro
‘Cause MAGA’s never dead
Mar-A-Lago
Fucking cunt
Michigan’s a swing state
in play
Votes only
For The Donald to win
And sin
Today
Oh
Kristina’s blackout
Kamaro
The big lie’s a big con
Kris Kamaro
She is gay
Kamaro!
Kamaro!
She’ll fuck ya
Kamaro!
Her asshole’s
in play
Today!

The Sun Will Come Out
Annie

Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck with a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

 

I opted for a karaoke version this time.  Consider it an aversion to frizzy freckled ginger girls.  It's also the reason I no longer eat lunch at Wendy's.

I actually saw Annie on Broadway when I was a little kid.  No joke. 

Believe it or  not, this is my second parody of Little Orphan Annie's triumphant classic.  Last year, I wrote #742.  "Subpeona No Doubt".  It's about the Orange Prolapse's social media guru. Some kind of self-proclaimed cyber-intestinal expert.  Anyhoo, it was about Dan Scavino.

He's got that odd quality for a high profile social media consultant.  

Cross-eyed consternation.  Uh, not a good look

The Big Lie 100: (#496) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

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