#1314. McCarthy's Got No Soul

Here's a political SAT analogy.

Mike Pence : Donald Trump

Kevin McCarthy : Donald Trump

 

What's the difference?  Kevin's "kiss the ass of the Orange Prolapse photo-op" came after Trump got booted from office.

 

 

MCCARTHY'S GOT NO SOUL
sonofsaf

HERE MATT CUMS, TRUMP’S DICK HE’S GONNA SUCK IT
TOTAL SCUM, AND HE WANTS TO FUCK IT
COUPS ARE WILD, MUCH TO OUR DISMAY
AN ORANGE CHILD, HIS MIND’S NOT OKAY

KEVIN LOVES THE BIG LIE
AND KEVIN’S KINDA GAY
FUCKED UP HE’S A DISGRACE
MCCARTHY’S GOT NO SOUL
MCCARTHY’S GOT NO SOUL
MCCARTHY’S GOT NO SOUL

LIKE A TRUMPER FOOL, AIN’T A PATRIOT
SHIT STAINS AIN’T COOL, SMOTHERED IN BULLSHIT
GOLDEN TRUMP TOWER, WHORING THE BIG LIE
PROUD BOYS AND POWER, WISH THEY ALL WOULD DIE

KEVIN LOVES THE BIG LIE
AND KEVIN’S KINDA GAY
FUCKED UP HE’S A DISGRACE
MCCARTHY’S GOT NO SOUL
MCCARTHY’S GOT NO SOUL
MCCARTHY’S GOT NO SOUL

UPON BIG MACS FEED,
AND FILLET OF FISH OF COURSE
LARGE FRIES INDEED
NEVER GONNA SHOW REMORSE
ORANGE PROLAPSE CRACK, ANAL IS ALLOWED
GIVE TRUMP A DIET CACK,
HIS MUSHROOM DICK IS PROUD

KEVIN LOVES THE BIG LIE
AND KEVIN’S KINDA GAY
FUCKED UP HE’S A DISGRACE
MCCARTHY’S GOT NO SOUL
MCCARTHY’S GOT NO SOUL
MCCARTHY’S GOT NO SOUL

KILL COPS, FUCKING BULLSHIT
KILL COPS AND MORE BULLSHIT
KILL COPS, FUCKING BULLSHIT
KILL COPS AND MORE BULLSHIT
KILL COPS, FUCKING BULLSHIT
KILL COPS AND MORE BULLSHIT
KILL COPS, FUCKING BULLSHIT
KILL COPS AND MORE BULLSHIT

 

YOU CAN’T STOP ROCK’N’ROLL
TWISTED SISTER

HERE IT COMES, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA TOP IT
ON A RUN, NO WAY YOU CAN STOP IT
TOTAL STYLE, PERFECTION IN DECAY
RUNNING WILD, FLAT OUT ALL THE WAY

NOW YOU CAN RIDE IT HIGH
AND YOU CAN LIGHT THE WAY
LIFT UP YOUR HANDS IN PRAISE
YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL
YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL
YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL

LIKE A CHARGING BULL, IT'S A JUGGERNAUT
WITH STEAM AT FULL, NEVER TO BE CAUGHT
INCARNATE POWER, ROARING FROM THE SKY
WHILE OTHERS COWER, ROCK AIN'T GONNA DIE

NOW YOU CAN RIDE IT HIGH
AND YOU CAN LIGHT THE WAY
LIFT UP YOUR HANDS IN PRAISE
YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL
YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL
YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL

IT'S AN ANGRY STEED,
ON A NEVER ENDING COURSE
WITH GRACE AND SPEED
IT'S AN UNRELENTING FORCE
HIS HEAD THROWN BACK, DEFIANTLY PROUD
UNDER CONSTANT ATTACK,
IT'S BLASTING, FAST AND LOUD

NOW YOU CAN RIDE IT HIGH
AND YOU CAN LIGHT THE WAY
LIFT UP YOUR HANDS IN PRAISE
YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL
YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL
YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL

CAN'T STOP, CAN'T YOU STOP IT
CAN'T STOP YOU CAN'T STOP IT
CAN'T STOP, CAN'T YOU STOP IT
CAN'T STOP YOU CAN'T STOP IT
CAN'T STOP, CAN'T YOU STOP IT
CAN'T STOP YOU CAN'T STOP IT
CAN'T STOP, CAN'T YOU STOP IT
CAN'T STOP YOU CAN'T STOP IT

I made the decision to follow the azlyrics.com template and stick with the all CAPS.  Writer's prerogative.

Twisted Sister played the Burgh 3 times during the mid-80's.  Never seen 'em.  

Ages ago, Dee Snider was scheduled to play the Pepsi Cola Roadhouse (mini-Star Lake).  Some kind of a Jewish Rocky Horror Christmas concert.  But it was canceled due to lack of advance ticket sales.  Hard to believe that concept wouldn't be able to sell itself along the West Virginia border in Washington County, PA.  Oy vey.

The Big Lie 100: (#489) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

 

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