#1434. Mrs. Smiley

Tiffany Smiley (R) will be challenging incumbent Senator Patty Murray (D-WA) for her Senate seat in the 2022 November mid-terms.

Smiley smiling (on the right).

Smiley will likely lose by about 10 points.  Such a convincing defeat will not be conducive to smiling.

Regardless, in my world there can be only one true Tiffany.

Honorable mention: Tiffany Trump.

Daughter to an Orange Prolapse.

 

Mrs. Smiley
sonofsaf

Mrs. Smiley, fucks the MAGA inbred
Oh, Mrs. Smiley, ain’t sufficiently red
All the while Trump’s a total fascist
Like a Hitler on call
What a piece of shit fucking bastard
Yeah, he’s hated by one and all

Mrs. Harming, Donald Trump’s not a cure
Mrs. Disarming, Democrats you abhor
The President king’s causing bloodshed
Man for what it is worth
Believe the big lie and the bullshit
Abortion’s better than still birth

Mrs. Smiley, wants endorsements of course
Mrs. Smiley, she won’t show no remorse
A coup d’etat crime is so drastic
Gonna build a Great Wall
A coup d’état crime ain’t fantastic
Planning an attack on the mall

We know he’ll never repent
Donald Trump ain’t heaven sent
Donald Trump ain’t, Donald Trump ain’t heaven sent, yeah

 

Mr. Crowley
Ozzy Osbourne

Mr. Crowley, what went on in your head?
Oh, Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead?
Your life style to me seemed so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
Yeah, you waited on Satan's call

Mr. Charming, did you think you were pure?
Mr. Alarming, in nocturnal rapport
Uncovering things that were sacred
Manifest on this Earth
Conceived in the eye of a secret
And they scattered the afterbirth

Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?
Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic, of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear that maidens call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall

Was it polemically sent
l want to know what you meant
I want to know, I want to know what you meant, yeah

I've never seen Ozzy Osbourne live in concert.  Never took a ride on the crazy train.  Closest I've come is a dozen or so Trump Train rallies.  How pathetic is that? 

Ozzy recently announced that his family's moving back to England due to rampant U.S. gun violence.  Mason and I were planning a 2020 summer trip to London to see Pearl Jam at Hyde Park.  Our first trip across an ocean.  Then Covid hit.

Favorite Ozzy album?  Gotta go with Bark At The Moon.

The Big Lie 100: (#609)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

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