Thursday, August 25, 2022

#1420. Crudite Din

Hard to believe this Dr. Oz "poop bit" on Saturday Night Live bit was from 10 years ago.  


It's pretty spot-on.  


A little long winded perhaps  But hey, SNL tends to drag the hell outta everything.



 

 

Crudite Din
sonofsaf

Mehmet’s an ass, and The Donald’s a clown
Doctor Oz is planning an abortion takedown
Wants a vegetable plate the best you’ve ever seen
It’s not a veggie tray it’s his crudite din

Voters know a crime suppression desired
An election of rage the officials conspired
McDonald’s meals eats Big Macs by the pound
Some call him a fag and the syndrome down

Biden, Joe, Trump was never a fan
Orange Prolapse is scum the worst in all the land
Reminiscent of seven sins
No veggie tray, you see, it’s the crudite din

Biden, Joe, Trump was never a fan
Orange Prolapse is scum the worst in all the land
Reminiscent of seven sins
No veggie tray, you see, it’s the crudite din

(Additional verse.  Likely an alternative version)


Oh, Stormy D. knows about the pleasure and pain
Sucked his mushroom dick but should have refrained
‘Cause Trump’s penis don’t work from the polls I’ve been told
And it’s a shit show road an intestinal show

 


Holiday Inn

Elton John

Boston at last, and the plane's touching down
Our hostess is handing the hot towels around
From a terminal gate to a black limousine
It's a ten-minute ride to the Holiday Inn

Boredom's a pastime that one soon acquired
Where you get to the stage where you're not even tired
Kicking your heels 'til the time comes around
To pick up your bags and head out of town

Slow down, Joe, I'm a rock-and-roll man
I've twiddled my thumbs in a dozen odd bands
You ain't seen nothing 'til you've been
In a motel, baby, like the Holiday Inn

Slow down, Joe, I'm a rock-and-roll man
I've twiddled my thumbs in a dozen odd bands
You ain't seen nothing 'til you've been
In a motel, baby, like the Holiday Inn

(Additional verse.  Likely an alternative version)


Oh, I don't even know if it's Cleveland or Maine
With the buildings as big and rooms just the same
The TV don't work and the French fries are cold
And the room service closed about an hour ago

 



Overlooked tune.  Great lyrics.

So Saf... Elton John or Billy Joel?  Who's better?  

A pernicious question indeed.  They're both quintessential story tellers and song writers.

Elton makes his return to the Burgh on Friday, September 16.  We get back from Arizona the night before.  We missed Billy Joel at PNC Park earlier this month.  And I really don't wanna see a repeat of this particular phenomenon.  Why?  Because it would set a really bad precedent in the horrible realm of hypothetically reoccurring phenomena.

At the solo/mellow 1999 Star Lake show, I have a vivid memory of this long-haired, hippie dude with puffy parachute pants.  He was hanging at the center back of the lawn.  Juggling with these bowling ball pins on the lawn.  Who was he?  And why was he allowed to enter the venue with those mammoth, albeit lightweight, bowling pins?  Nonetheless a triumphant spectacle.  Kudos!  

Reflecting back some 23 years ago, I also remember scalping the living fuck outta that show.


Elton John:

Elton John, 6-11-99, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
Elton John, 3-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Elton John, 9-18-12, Wesbanco Arena, Wheeling, WV
Elton John, 10-10-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA


The Crudite Compilation Top 10:

#1407.  Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)

#1408.  Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)

#1409.  Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#1410.  Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1411.  Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)

#1412.  Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#595)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)


Please do not share this material with Mehmet Oz and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 


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