Sunday, August 28, 2022

#1428. Eatin' Crudite

Mocking a man for having a stroke

Sounds like a dubious political strategy for a TV celebrity physician.  

Then again, this is Dr. Oz!  The Turkish carpetbagger.  Is it any coincidence that Turkey is known for its authentic rugs?  Hell, even his mentor Oprah Winfrey wants nothing to do with him.

Dark money should throw up a fictional commercial of him riding around on a flying carpet.  In Altoona, Jim Thorpe, Intercourse, etc.  Steppenwolf style! 

From what I understand, Oz is seriously considering a proposal for a "miscarriage investigatory police force" or "MIPF."  You know, to better determine if impoverished poor pregnant women had any role in the deliberate "killing" of their unborn children.  For the time being, he's been laying low.  But if Mehmet actually gets elected, rest assured, it's gonna get super-embryonic all up in 'dat Congress.  Hey!  Crudite!

 


 

Eatin’ Crudite
sonofsaf

If only Mehmet had a basket
Filled up with crudite
He woulda never been laughed at
In Pennsylvania hey
He goes to Wegman’s for veggies
And Redner’s Warehouse too
He eats his veggies like yinz do
Eatin’ crudite

He shops for veggies at Wegner’s (veggie tray is crudite)
Inflation’s outta line (veggie tray ain’t crudite)
The vegetables are special (veggie tray is crudite)
Guacamole time (veggie tray ain’t crudite)
New Jersey’s the Garden (veggie tray is crudite)
State not a veggie tray (veggie tray ain’t crudite)

GOP will be eatin’
Eatin’ crudite

A starchy vegetable’s a root
That salsa needs a spoon
Charcuterie I’m so bored
Trippin’ on a shroom
He shoulda had a cucumber
Some cauliflower hooray
The good doctor was eatin’
Eatin’ crudite

Zucchini Kolhrabi (veggie tray is crudite)
Asparagus is great (veggie tray ain’t crudite)
Broccoli and carrots (veggie tray is crudite)
Would make a great buffet (veggie tray ain’t crudite)
Holy guac-a-mola (veggie tray is crudite)
It’s a veggie tray (veggie tray ain’t crudite)

GOP will be eatin’
Eatin’ crudite

 

Surfin’ U.S.A.
Beach Boys

If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like California
You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy bushy blond hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.

You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar
Ventura County line
Santa Cruz and Trestle
Australia's Narrabeen
All over Manhattan
And down Doheny Way

Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.

We'll all be planning out a route
We're gonna take real soon
We're waxing down our surfboards
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on surfari to stay
Tell the teacher we're surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.

Haggerty's and Swami's
Pacific Palisades
San Onofre and Sunset
Redondo Beach L.A.
All over La Jolla
At Waimea Bay

Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.



My favorite Beach Boys tune hands down.  This is my second parody of Surfin' U.S.A.  

A couple months ago I penned "Fuckin' Hamadeh."  #1282.  Regarding the Orange Prolapse endorsed Abe Hamadeh.  He's running for Attorney General in Arizona.

 

Brain Wilson (Beach Boys):

7-22-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA


The Crudite Compilation Top 10:

#1407.  Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)

#1408.  Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)

#1409.  Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#1410.  Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1411.  Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)

#1412.  Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)


The Big Lie 100: (#603)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)
 
#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
 
#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
 
#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)
 
#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)


 
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