Tuesday, August 30, 2022

#1433. Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters

Blake Masters, the Arizona Republican candidate for U.S. Senate, is desperately trying to kickstart his faltering campaign.


"If you want to see the affirmative action regime on display, just look at Biden’s White House.  He chose Kamala Harris, so incompetent she can’t even get a sentence out."

The irony of that statement?   For the love of Christ, if there's one, single individual in the entire Biden administration who's actually "capable of getting a sentence out"... uh, it's the Vice President, Kamala Harris.

Masters is such a glaringly phony MAGA douchebag!  Even worse than Oz.  He's just trying to get back in the good graces of Trump after deleting claims of how the 2020 election was stolen from the Orange Prolapse.  Pathetic.  Such a poor excuse for a venture capitalist.  


If Mr. Wonderful was dead, he'd be turning over in his grave.



 

Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters
sonofsaf

When the Congress is stalling, Republicans appalling
Because everything is the big lie
Anal sodomization, asshole desecration
Cops you’ll be mourning, all their families will cry
So here’s your brass tax, take it up the ass
There fuckin’ never is a doubt ‘cause if you face the facts
Dying for Trump Tower ‘cause it gives him power
He’s a loser with small hands just doesn’t understand

Trump’s committing crimes trying to prop up the big lie
All of the strife butt what the fuck is left to give
The Donald is queer, ‘cause Arizona’s here
Tiny mushroom dick and possibly butt plug
A fucking disaster, Donald and his crapper
Used to be a libtard now he is a retard
This shit is getting crasser, he’s an ass trespasser
Fucked up ass Blake Masters
Anal ain’t free, up the ass you will see
No aplomb
Orange Prolapse
Clown

MAGA ‘genda installed, Trump wants to build a wall
He’s shitting on a toilet right?
Trump will now devote, memoirs that he wrote
A McDonald’s is the place to dine
All the Big Macs are a shame ‘cause the carbs and fat he’ll blame
Prolapse is beneath a colon in the crease
For you know the social truth, the anal kissing booth
It’s how Ivanka became a real fake Jew

Trump’s committing crimes trying to prop up the big lie
All of this strife butt what the fuck is left to give
The Donald is queer, ‘cause Arizona’s here
Tiny mushroom dick and possibly butt plug
A fucking disaster, Donald and his crapper
Used to be a libtard now he is a retard
This shit is getting crasser, he’s an ass trespasser
Fucked up ass Blake Masters
Anal ain’t free, up the ass you will see
No aplomb
Orange Prolapse
Orange clown



Fabulous Disaster
Exodus

When the missiles are falling, and the reaper comes calling
You had better kiss your ass goodbye
Atomic detonation, mass immolation
Without a warning, all your memories will die
So try to relax, face up to the facts
You'll either die or the fallout will rot you in your tracks
There'll be no tomorrow, only pain and sorrow
'Cause our futures in the hands of a raving madman

They spend all their time building missiles so people die
What kind of life do you expect for us to live?
We're angered by fear, because the time is near
When some lunatic will finally pull the plug
And forever after, you can hear the laughter
World's being plastered by an evil bastard
Exterminating faster, devastating plaster
Fabulous disaster
Now you can see, what this all means to me
When the bomb
Comes falling
Down

Now the reaper has called, but do you have the balls
To sit there or stand up and fight?
Try to make a note, it's your right to vote
To keep these fucking assholes in line
It will always be the same 'cause they lie in their campaigns
Promise through their teeth for total world peace
So we know it's not the truth, they should call Dr.Ruth
On how to give the people the real big screw

They spend all their time building missiles so people die
What kind of life do you expect for us to live?
We're angered by fear, because the time is near
When some lunatic will finally pull the plug
And forever after, you can hear the laughter
World's being plastered by an evil bastard
Exterminating faster, devastating plaster
Fabulous disaster
Now you can see, what this all means to me
When the bomb
Comes falling
Fall Down


 

Very challenging lyrics.  Aggressive and rambling.  It's a tricky combination.

Here's an old school version... if you dare.

Surprisingly, I've done this tune once before.

#375.  Merciless McMaster (Sweet Carolina Republicunt Governor Henry McMaster).


Exodus: 

4-24-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

6-15-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

5-9-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


The Shake & BLAKE Top 10:

#537.  Squirtin' On Blake Masters (Flirtin' With Disaster --- Molly Hatchet)

#538.  Masters Is Full Oh Shit (We're Not Gonna Take It --- Twisted Sister)

#546.  Blake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)

#547.  Blake's A Fucking Dimwit (Take It To The Limit --- The Eagles)

#569.  Arizona's Blake Masters (New York Mining Disaster --- Bee Gees)

#1184.  Masters The Dumbshit (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica)

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)


The Big Lie 100: (#608)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)
 
#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
 
#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
 
#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)
 
#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)
 
#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)
 
#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)
 
#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
 
#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)
 

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