Turkish quack, Manhattan celebrity, and Garden State Floridian Dr. Oz..
... visited Pixburgh last night.
Well not necessarily the Burgh. But about 20 minutes out the parkway in Monroeville.
While I certainly wish Oz safe travels in what must seem like a foreign land, I would've preferred an appearance at the Monroeville Mall. You know, to address the issue of gun violence. Hopefully not get shot at.
But instead, he spoke at Premier Automation. Bummer.
I've spent 3 decades in the "rogue sign alteration biz." Can't believe I never thought of this one. Totally spot-on. I'd take it one step further and red paint or Sharpie over the words DR. and U.S. SENATE. You know, just to clean it up a little bit.
Crudite
sonofsaf
Ooh Oz wants crudite , so much crudite
Ooh Oz wants crudite , so much crudite
Broccoli might make him smile
He’s a Mehmet all the while
A veggie tray has no bones
Has no bones, has no bones
Ooh what a crying’ shame
Joe Biden’s inflation to blame
Donald Trump’s MAGA red
And the My Pillow guy is dead
Salsa is never free
So why is he inclined
To buy the guacamole
He declined, he declined
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Salsa is never free
So why is he inclined
To buy the guacamole
He declined, he declined
Ooh Oz wants crudite , night and day , so much crudite
The Senate’s not in play, still Dr. Oz wants crudite
Broccoli might make him smile
He’s a Mehmet all the while
A veggie tray has no bones
Has no bones, has no bones
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Holiday
Bee Gees
Ooh you're a holiday , such a holiday
Ooh you're a holiday , such a holiday
It's something I thinks worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If not then you're throwing stones
Throwing stones, throwing stones
Ooh it's a funny game
Don't believe that it's all the same
Can't think what I've just said
Put the soft pillow on my head
Millions of eyes can see
Yet why am I so blind
When the someone else is me
It's unkind, it's unkind
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Yet millions of eyes can see
Yet why am I so blind
When the someone else is me
It's unkind, it's unkind
Ooh you're a holiday , ev'ry day , such a holiday
Now it's my turn to say , and I say you're a holiday
It's something I thinks worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If not then you're throwing stones
Throwing stones , throwing stones
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During the 1970's, the Bee Gees played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Twice at the Syria Mosque and 3 times at the Civic Arena. At the time, I was under the age of 10. Hence I was not in attendance.
The Crudite Compilation Top 10:
#1407. Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)
#1408. Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)
#1409. Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)
#1410. Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1411. Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)
#1412. Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1425. Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
#1428. Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
The Big Lie 100: (#607)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
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