Sunday, August 07, 2022

#1387. Adam Steen

Trump recently endorsed Adam Steen.  

What a fine young midwestern lad!

Wisconsin’s 63rd Assembly District has a rising patriotic candidate named Adam Steen, who is running against the RINO Speaker of the Assembly, Robin Vos.  Although Vos claims to be a Republican, he is constantly fighting America First efforts and policies.  Our great slogan, Make America Great Again, is not exactly high on his list!

Robin Vos supports substantially increasing Wisconsin’s gas tax, a terrible move that will seriously hurt the State’s residents.  He is also demanding the turning of Wisconsin’s public highways into toll roads as an easy, but painful, way of raising funds.

As Speaker of the Assembly, Robin Vos consistently blocked efforts at conducting a full cyber forensic audit of the 2020 Election.  In fact, his appointee to study Election Fraud in Wisconsin, highly-respected Justice Michael Gableman, found massive Election-changing fraud, abuse, and irregularities.  Despite hearing this powerful evidence, Vos refused to do anything to right the wrongs that were done.  Vos let the big Supreme Court victory become just another story.  Interestingly, Justice Gableman has strongly endorsed Adam Steen.  Janel Brandtjen, the Chairwoman of the Wisconsin Assembly’s Election Committee, has also endorsed Steen, because Vos has blocked all of her efforts to secure the State’s Elections.

“Rampant fraud and abuse occurred statewide,” stated Justice Gableman—yet Speaker Vos has taken no steps to hold the Wisconsin Election Commission accountable for endangering vulnerable nursing home residents in 2020.  Likewise, he has done nothing to clean up Wisconsin’s voter rolls, or remove Wisconsin from the highly controversial Election Registration Information Center (ERIC).  Vos strongly supports ballot-drop boxes, which were just declared illegal by the Wisconsin Supreme Court, and tried to draft legislation to allow them, despite the outcry by his constituents.  The Democrats haven’t even bothered to put up a candidate to run against Vos because he does everything they say—he is their dream candidate—a Republican who does the job of a Democrat.

Speaker Vos had 17 years to prove to Wisconsin residents that he has their best interest in mind, but even in his own campaign efforts, Vos has tried to mislead his constituents, sending out mailers that feature a picture he took with me—trying to make voters believe I am a Vos supporter, which I am not.  He does not come close to supporting America First policies, and I do not come close to supporting him.

Adam Steen, on the other hand, is a motivated Patriot, dedicated to making Wisconsin Great Again.  He has had the courage to stand up strongly against “Speaker” Vos.  Adam will bravely serve the people of Wisconsin, and bring with him strength, wisdom, and a new patriotism.  Adam Steen has my Complete and Total Endorsement!


Apparently, the 63rd State Assembly District of Wisconsin weighs heavily on the bulging mind of the Orange Prolapse.  Obviously, Trump felt betrayed because the current Wisconsin Speaker, Robin Vos, didn't do enough to overturn the 2020 Wisconsin election results.  

Adam Steen probably feels really special.  Having received Trump's lengthiest endorsement ever.  However, if you actually decipher this exhausting nonsense, it reads as not terribly pro-Steen.  But rather, extremely anti-Vos.


 



Adam Steen
sonofsaf

Ooh, bad romance, based on lies
Melania is his wife
Ooh, fuck this world, so obscene
His name is Adam Steen

MAGA’s right and the Trumpers blow
Politics a Wisconsin show
Insurrection was tragic, Mar-A-Lago bling
The Orange Prolapse makes me sing

Voting red but don’t ask why
And worshipping the biggest lie
Trump’s little dick you’ll schmooze it, you will not decline
And it was a bad romance
‘Cause when he dropped his pants

His name is Adam Steen
Beats his meat, masturbation fiend
Adam Steen
No defeat it becomes routine
Oh, yeah

Bad romance, based on lies
Melania is his wife
Ooh, fuck this world, so obscene
His name is Adam Steen

A strip-teaser, from dusk ’til dawn
Stormy Daniels she turns him on
Donald Trump would discover, he didn’t have a clue
And it was a bad romance
‘Cause when he dropped his pants

His name is Adam Steen
Beats his meat, masturbation fiend
Adam Steen
No defeat it becomes routine
Oh, yeah

Bad romance, based on lies
Melania is his wife
Ooh, fuck this world, so obscene
His name is Adam Steen

His name is Adam Steen

 

Dancing Queen
ABBA

Ooh, you can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come to look for a king

Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Oh, yeah

You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Oh, yeah

You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen

Digging the dancing queen


 

Best disco song of the 70's?  Dancing Queen or We Are Family?  This yinzer would probably choose the former.  Not the latter.  Never seen ABBA.  As they've never been to the Burgh.  However, if they came (which they won't), I would go.   

This is my second parody of Dancing Queen.  Last year I wrote #819.  Taylor Greene.


The Big Lie 100: (#563)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1366.  Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1367.  Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)

#1368.  Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)

#1369.  Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1370.  Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)

#1371.  Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen) 

#1372.  He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)

#1373.  Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)

#1374.  Gibbs Fucked America (Kids In America --- Kim Wilde)
 
#1375.  Crane (Stain --- Nirvana)
 
#1376.  Eli Crane (My Poor Brain --- Foo Fighters)
 
#1377.  Big Liar (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)
 
#1378.  Samuel Graves (Jesus Saves --- Slayer)
 
#1379.  Joe Kent Displeasure (Hell Bent For Leather --- Judas Priest)

#1380.  Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)

#1381.  Lake's An Ass (Take It Back --- Pink Floyd)

#1382.  Schmitt Show (Sit There --- Crumbsuckers)

#1383.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Robbie Dupree)

#1384.  Richard Mack's Whiter (Paperback Writer --- The Beatles)

#1385.  Geoff Diehl (Bone Meal --- GWAR)

#1386.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1387.  Adam Steen (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)


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